Platonic Solid

A boner you get from a person who has friendzoned you.

I thought I had gotten over Catherine, but my platonic solid proved otherwise.

by ThradOvvhrs March 29, 2020

platonic cuck

To be overshadowed by your best-friend's other friends in friend-level.

"anyways, do you know that feeling when your best friend has better best friends, so you have that feeling of perpetual loneliness even though you have plenty of people to talk to?"
"You're such a platonic cuck."

by n3wooln3wool April 11, 2017

Platonic Rape

Rape without any sexual contact. Usually not stated but often implied. Some people who are especially good at video games could be known as Platonic Rapists, because they are always "raping" their opponents.

You just got raped. (Platonic Rape)

by PlatonicRape January 25, 2011

Strictly Platonic

A Craigslist term meaning "creepy as hell".

Strictly Platonic:

SWM seeks intimate backrubbing sessions with SBF. Deformities a plus. Just conversation! I've been dumped too many times.

by T. Barr July 11, 2008

Gin & Platonic

The act of going for drinks with someone you know is attracted to you, who you have no feelings for.

Usually because you're lonely.

'What did you do at the weekend Steve?'

'My power was out so I met Lisa for a Gin & Platonic'

by Mrhanky636 December 23, 2013

platonic valentine

When ur already in the friend zone and your crush wants you to remember it on valentines day

Hey you wanna be my platonic valentine

by Antrobar February 06, 2018

platonic nude

Something someone says when they are actually into you but dont want to say it first

She sent me platonic nudes man.

by Okdong6o January 17, 2018