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Pootie Tang

1.) A role model human being, someone everyone should aspire to to follow in moral compass as well as style. A Pootie Tang knows when/where/why/how to act like a bad-ass motherfucker in a respectful and proper manner while being a role model for children and treating the ladies with respect. Slick dancing moves, fly clothes, and and ass-whippin' belt aren't required but are certainly smiled upon.
2.) A BAMF, but respectful and proper one at the same time.
3.) A character from the popular film "Pootie Tang" played by Lance Crouther. In the film Pootie tang is a Super Hero who help save the people of Chicago from Lector Corp., an evil corporation that sells fast foods, cigarettes and alcohol to children. Throughout the film Pootie Tang teaches right from wrong, whips bad guy's asses with his belt, and talks complete jibberish because he is jut too damn cool for words.

4.)Abbriviated form: P-Tang
1.) Wow man, that Chuck Norris is almost a regular Pootie Tang!

2.)
JB: That Pootie Tang, boy he is just one bad-ass motherfucker, he is just so fly and awesome and he always kickin' somebody's ass, and treatin' the ladies all nice like and goddamn we talkin' 'bout coolness off the meter!
Lacey: Yeah and he's a BAMF too.
3.)Quote from Movie-- " Pootie Tang will draw you a picture of how he gonna kick your ass, then mail it to you ten days in advance. The picture gets there right? You're goin', "What the hell is this?" and then Pootie Tang knocks on your door, Promptly kicks your ass and you still won't know what happened to you!" -JB

4.) Yo P-Tang can you come help me with this real quick?

5.)Just ask yourself, "WWPTD"-- What Would Pootie Tang Do?
by AugustusManatee January 13, 2009
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pootinkey

A wet fart left in one's pants.
I just left a pootinkey in my pants.
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quite litterally, a fine piece of ass

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The term used when someone farts in another persons face.
Pooting is = *person positions backside near someones face and lets one rip*
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pootie tang

Definetly the greatest movie ever! Pootie fights crime with a belt and speeks a funny ass language that everyone understands. Hes a rapper, super hero, and a role model.
Sada-tah
wada-tah
capah-town
your my main damie
by Scott Alexander May 13, 2005
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Plotion

It is a combination of a diploma and a promotion.
"Hey, thanks for my Plotion"
"Want to hang out sometime, whats your number? Write it on my hand."
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Protik

a really nice guy
gets alot of hoes/girls
not a eboy
really good at video games
really hot
damn have you heard of this kid name protik he is a cutie ;)
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