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Septum Piercing

Badass mfers with septum piercings either have a fat cock that all the chicks want or a juicy gorrilla grip pussy that makes the boys go crazy. Most with a septum piercing have probably railed a line of coke off of the back of a toilet in a grimy dive bar stall or the pubic mons of a bad bitch. If youve got a septum piercing you definitely fuck
Male: he got a septum piercing to let people know his cock is fat

Female: she got a septum piercing because she's got a juicy pussy
by Fucking_off May 16, 2025
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Septum piercing theory

It’s that women (maybe men as well?) with septum rings will allow and sometimes demand, that their past trauma or past adversity embody their personality. Self reflectively, they can maintain a state of perpetual victimhood which in turn allows them to maintain a state of constant and “justified” mental turmoil. They’re then allowed to make themselves the center of most conversations by explaining why their past trauma relates to seemingly benign, but ultimately offensive (because of aforementioned trauma) topics, and has led them to no longer have a positive outlook on said topic or in life.
Septum piercing theory checks out for this one.
by Traviswhiskey May 31, 2025
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Septum Piercing

Septum piercing is a common sing of severe mental retardation, people who have this shitty piercing are know to be fucking annoying and retarded if you have this shit go fuck yourself eat crap fag
Retard: CANCEL SPONGEBOB!!!

Normal: no wonder you have a septum piercing
Normal 2: yeah go fuck yourself
by Iebebd August 29, 2025
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Parkinsons Piercing

When you get such a butched piercing job that it might as well have been done by someone who has a neurological disorder and can't sit still.
"My piercing got infected because they messed up the process."
"I see how bad that looks. Nice Parkinsons Piercing."
by MangoAphro November 2, 2025
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Electric Zombie Tattoo and Piercing

A tattoo shop that survived the Great Flood of 2011. Once located in downtown Athens, PA the shop has moved to 202 Desmond St. Sayre, PA 18840. You can call to speak to the living dead yourself at 570-504-5342!
"Where did you get that portrait?"

"Electric Zombie Tattoo and Piercing"
by electricmedusa December 23, 2011
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Mary Jane Piercing

Tim: "OMG look up Mary Jane piercing!!! "
Kate: "Okay"
Tim: "HAHAHA HAHAHA IT WAS A DEEZ NUTS JOKE YOU FOOL"
by Whymusti July 8, 2021
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snakebite/bulldog piercings

1 or 2 piercings on the lower lip, giving the appearance of a bulldog or snakebite look.
Those snakebite/bulldog piercings are all the rage & cool asf!
by Starchylde May 30, 2016
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