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penile compensation

New 4dr 4WD trucks with every option known to exist attached. This helps compensate for a small dick. These vehicles seldom leave pavement as 99% of the people who own them don't want to get mud on their Izod & Dockers, or could very well get stuck due to lack of knowledge in off-roading. Hummers also fit in this category.
He's driving that truck as a form of penile compensation
by Imperial1931 November 5, 2005
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pearly penile papules

These are normal small white bumps that sometimes occur around the rim of the head of the penis on uncircumcised guys. They call them "pleasure bumps" and say they are really sensitive.
penis glans uncircumcised pearly penile papules
by dillaboi6 January 4, 2012
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Peili

he's such a peili!
dont be a peili!
by :Durmom November 25, 2010
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Symphony In Peril

A really chaotic christian metalcore band, vocals courtesy of Shawn Jonas(ex-ZAO), some of the craziest metalcore on earth. Released one CD on Facedown Records, their new CD will be called "The Whore's Trophy". For fans of Norma Jean.
sheer craziness they are!
by Liberate te ex inferis November 14, 2004
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Penile Jousting

Two men fighting with their penises. The winner is determined by whoever's penis is still functional after six rounds of jousting.
"Ross beat Ian in penile jousting yesterday."
"I had twenty on Ian. :("
by Adam the Mighty February 24, 2004
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penile projection

When a (male) person attaches a phallic object (typically a plant or a household item) to his groin area with the goal of simulating an obscenely large penis.
Jim entered the room and saw that his friend Tom was sitting there, playing Call of Duty. Jim too wanted to play but Tom didn't let him. Jim took a nearby elongated cactus and placed it between his legs, pointing at Tom.

Tom screamed: "Put my cactus down, I am so tired of your penile projections!"
by Goban Petrov March 7, 2014
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inter departmental penile implant

when your boss is transferred to another department, and the replacement is some hack you used to have seniority over, hence making your job a living hell.
i ca'nt believe they made that choad eater my boss. he does'nt know his head from a hole in the ground. i sure as hell wo'nt listen to that inter departmental penile implant. what a bunch of cocksmunch's!
by freedav05 January 9, 2007
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