pessi

a little argentinian that likes scoring penalties

I score penalties like pessi

by DD2935 January 5, 2022

pesse

Pesse; that is, a person who suffers from pedophilia. The opposite of teleiophilia. An adult who is attracted to children that have not yet hit puberty also known as a child molester. The act of enjoying or being sexually involved with persons under the legal age (and especially the ones under the age of 7) Basically a sicko who pleasures in having degrading thoughts, and or engaging in illegal sex with little children.

I heard that our neighbor who just got out of prison is a pesse.

by rissa raquel August 11, 2008

Pessi

An overrated bottler, who scores most of his goals from the penalty spot.

Hey, did you see pessi' new penalty goal against eibar?

by Dave muncher April 30, 2021

pessimist

One who is or has been a grumpypants is a pessimist.

casey miller is a pessimist.

by crista December 20, 2007

pessimissy

A sassy mouthed woman with a shitty attitude about everything.

April is such a pessimissy! She just told me she lost her faith in humanity for the umpteenth time, I swear if it wasn't for that smart-ass mouth of hers everything would be fine.

Ygritte: "You know nothing John Snow"
Jon: "I just gave you the lord's kiss, quit being such a pessimissy!"

by cubsfanbigmike May 10, 2013

Pessi

Someone who statpads against smaller teams by scoring penalties

Pessi can only do it against Eibar
Pessi got knocked out by Bayern Munich

by Pessidog April 14, 2023

Pessi

Pessi is the name of a mythological creature, said to have originated from Buenos Aires. Despite having scored over six hundred tap-ins and penalties, - as well as the odd flukey goal, - legends say he disappeared after being handed a World Cup trophy at the expense of skilful French and Croatian sides. Many people have claimed to see him drifting around the Parc Des Princes, trying to add to his tapestry of tap-ins, yet there are no reports of him having been spotted in a defensive position. Whether or not he has ever existed is debatable.

Pessi had a crestfallen look on his face as he leaned against the Bayern goalpost, just like a finished player. His anguish was evident, as he ran swiftly to the dressing room following Gnabry’s stellar strike to make it 3-0, not stopping to console his heartbroken fan.

by anonymous March 9, 2023