Definitions by cubsfanbigmike

pessimissy 

A sassy mouthed woman with a shitty attitude about everything.

April is such a pessimissy! She just told me she lost her faith in humanity for the umpteenth time, I swear if it wasn't for that smart-ass mouth of hers everything would be fine.

Ygritte: "You know nothing John Snow"
Jon: "I just gave you the lord's kiss, quit being such a pessimissy!"

pessimissy by cubsfanbigmike May 10, 2013