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permadeath

a situation in video games where data is deleted when you lose, forcing you to start over again, permanent death (especially in the context of Rougelike RPGs)
Were you aware that permadeath was a part of the game?
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premature elaughulation

To laugh before the punchline.
Willy has a nasty case of premature elaughulation, I can't even finish my joke.
by Brawny7878 January 29, 2008
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permapuddle

Puddles of toxic sludge masquerading as innocent water that never seem to go away (especially in NYC).
"Hey, watch out for that permapuddle you are about to step in!" - while walking in NYC where it hasn't rained for days.
by jesmcb May 25, 2009
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Premature Communication

To accidently press the send button and, send a text message in mid-sentence.
Person 1: Hey let's get toget........SEND.........SHIIIIIIIIIT!
Person 2: Uhhhh...Got ur text....WTF?
Person 1: Sorry got a case of the Premature Communications!
by DianaR June 15, 2009
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premature clapulation

Applauding before a performance is finished. This refers to situations where some or all of the audience think that the performance is over, NOT because they think its superlative quality merits mid-performance applause.
Everyone applauded because they thought or hoped the song was over, but there was one more tedious verse. Terri whispered to me, "Whoops! Premature clapulation."
by vonTrips August 21, 2009
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Premature Acceleration

The act of mashing the gas pedal as soon as you see the left turn arrow turn green in your periferal vision, even though you are in the straight lane, causing a moment of embarassment as no fewer than 8 people think less of you as a man
little timmy started to make his left turn, when a man almost ran into him head on after a premature acceleration
by conbon575 June 22, 2010
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Premature Textjaculation

Sending a text before typing anything into the message due to distraction, excitement, dangerous texting speeds, or a faulty phone.
"My boyfriend has premature textjaculation"
"What do you mean?"
"Every time we're getting real edgy he sends off texts with nothing in them."
by Roflcopter321 April 17, 2010
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