Commutative Property of the Peter Parker Principle

Peter Parker Principle: With great power comes great responsibility.

Commutative Property of the Peter Parker Principle: With great responsibility comes great power.

Totalitarian States often fail because of the Commutative Property of the Peter Parker Principle.

As the responsibilities of the State inevitably increase, so too must its centralization of powers. Since power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely, it is inevitable for a Totalitarian State to eventually become an Authoritarian one. Under this same principle, it is inevitable for an Authoritarian State to eventually become a Tyrannical one. A Tyrannical State intrinsically produces dissidents, whom fight the State until death or dissolution.

by M4G1S00 March 29, 2021

The Jennings Principle

The Jennings Principle is a scientifically proven mathematical equation in which it is either proven or disproven whether said man has a chance with a said woman. This law deserves to be supreme law of the land.

According to the Jennings principle, Will has no shot with Megan

by The Hreet January 11, 2010

Yellow shirt principle

Used to describe something you never do, but do once just to feel once as you never feel (the name is becasue yellow shirts are horrible)

I hate coca cola so much, that I am drinking one due to the yellow shirt principle.

by carlitosxxx21 January 18, 2009

The Roller-coaster Principle

An analogy between activities of a sexual or romantic nature and a roller-coaster, or any amusement park ride. According to this philosophy, the engaging in sexual activities with a partner one does not find aesthetically satisfactory in order to receive a similar treatment from his/her far better looking friend is equivalent to waiting in line (a mundane and unpleasant activity) in order to get on a roller-coaster (a thrilling and exhilarating experience). The roller-coaster principle may also be used to describe the opposite: waiting in line for an amusement park ride that ultimately is not worth the wait. Details of the roller-coaster riding experience also directly apply to the metaphorical analogy. For example, vomiting on Kingda Ka would be the equivalent of vomiting while having intercourse with Meghan Fox. The Roller-coaster Principle, so long as the roller-coaster is in fact superior to the wait in line, exempts any male or female from being ridiculed for "waiting in line".
Can also be defined as "exploitation and manipulation".

Guy 1: As one of my closest friends, I simply cannot allow you to accept that female's offer of fornication. She is simply horrendous!
Guy 2: You mustn't forget that said lovemaking increases my chances of performing similar acts on her tantalizing and voluptuous compatriot without need of Roofies!
Guys 1 & 2 in unison: THE ROLLER-COASTER PRINCIPLE!
*Highfive*

by supercoollad July 7, 2010

The mustang principle

The mustang principle is very simple, if one is too purchase an extremly expensive car, phone, computer, etc one would avoid the mustang, razr, alienware, etc, because said products are what everyone else gets, defeating the purpose of spending the extra money to get something special.

According to the mustang principle, ford mustangs are the yellow magnet ribbon of expensive cars.

by Mason "Gyver" Lofton March 5, 2006

The J. Jackson Principle of Life

It States, If you not a brawler, then you a baller, if you not a baller, you a shout caller, if you not a shout caller, then you one dumb bitch..........

The J. Jackson Principle of Life says, Brawler is to baller, as baller is to caller, as caller is to bitch :D

by Jayven Jackson March 22, 2008

Le Chatelier's Principle

No one gives a fuck.

"Have you heard about Le Chatelier's Principle in Chemistry yet?"

"Yeah, no one gives a fuck."

by Rusty Handle April 5, 2017