The price of tea in China 

A common form "what does that have to do with the price of tea in China?", is a retort to an irrelevant suggestion. This facetious usage implies that the topic under discussion might as well be the price of tea in China for all the relevance the speaker's suggestion bears on it.

Suzie: I love my new skirt!
Anne: I know! I love my new shirt!
Beth: Look at this hot guy on my phone!
Suzie: What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?

The price of tea in China by 78ma87 September 27, 2015

whorehouse price 

n. an extemely exhorbitant price demanded or paid

They wanted a whorehouse price for that old piece of junk.

whorehouse price by farmerfreddie September 21, 2009

Fissure Price 

- noun

Specific term used to relay the pain associated with the inappropriate use of child-safe toys in sex games.

Person 1: I thought it would be funny to see if I could fist myself with Optimus Prime, but I blew out my rectum.

Person 2: Looks like you paid the *lowers sunglasses* Fissure Price...

Fissure Price by retardedgenius October 24, 2011

full price

adj attractive, desirable, or of high quality

Imma hit her up tonight no doubt, that ass lookin full price.

full price by left my heart in saskatoon February 13, 2015

Fisher Price Oven 

The act of holding a victim under the bed covers while wearing a soaked (preferably morning soakies) diaper.

Tufties passed out as Puddles (Ein) McKitten Squish pulled her under the covers for a Fisher Price Oven.

Fisher Price Oven by tokie_kitten January 21, 2011

what does that have to do with a price of eggs in china 

When someone says something completely irrelevant.

Jo: Gas in Mexico is $1.70 per gallon.
BOB: what does that have to do with a price of eggs in china. (They live in Tennessee)

what does that have to do with a price of eggs in china by LA777 May 14, 2015

blows goats for half price 

To badly suck. To suck worse than anything has ever sucked before. worse than diping french fries in your comatose mother in laws bed sores, eeewwwww grossss !!!!!!!!!

This freaking job blows goats for half price, Yeah what a desperation station this place is.

blows goats for half price by [e-mail] March 29, 2008