Fruit picking sodomite

Homosexual man. Made famous by the legendary DCI Gene Hunt

Steven Warren is a bum bandit. Do you understand? A poof! A fairy! A queer! A queen! Fudge packer! Uphill Gardener! Fruit picking sodomite!

by Jaymeh September 23, 2012

Al Pacino

One of the coolest and greatest actors alive (along with Robert De Niro.) I'd include Marlon Brando but he's passed away now. Brando was also great because without him there wouln't have been a Pacino or De Niro.

1- Starred in the Godfather part I, II and III as Michael Corleone
2- Starred in Scarface as Tony Montana
3- Several other movies that are including Serpico, Dog Day Afternoon, Dick Tracy, Scent of a Woman etc.

Favorite quotes:
"Never let your enemies know what you're thinking. "
Pacino to Andy Garcia in Godfather III

"If history has taugh us anything is that you can kill anyone. "
Pacino in Godfather II

"Fawking"
reapeated Oh I dunno a 100 times maybe as Tony Montana in Scarface.

Sean Penn may have won this year's Oscar but he's no Pacino.

by RC December 13, 2004

Fanny-Packing

Cut a hole in your fanny pack, then stroke your cock or pet the kitty

Devin: Did you see Raquel fanny-packing?
Robert: Ya, I think I saw some of her pubes.

by Molester-investigator December 14, 2019

Parking-lot Illiteracy

The inability of drivers to understand how a parking lot works. These individuals pull down wrong lanes, drive through lanes and parking spaces

Pulling into the WalMart parking-lot some moron nearly ran into me because he was driving the wrong way. Yep. This guy definitely suffers from parking-lot illiteracy.

by MS Libertarian March 2, 2017

Parking Your Pearls

Resting ones Testicles on a surface at waist level for maximum genital comfort such as resting them on a corner of a table, arm rest, friend’s shoulder etc...

Guy1: Have you been parking your pearls when someone was watching you?

Guy2: Oh yeah Corey can’t keep his eyes off my parking job.

by Darth Lahey February 25, 2020

pachinkaponk

To make love to someone
(also known as “pachink”)

I drove to your house early tonight because I couldn’t wait to pachinkaponk you.

We used to pachink to some wonderful erotic Christmas songs during the holidays.

by theemojan October 20, 2020

rock picking season

A farming term used predominantly in the Midwest. Rocks make their way up through the soil in fields and farmers need to remove these before they are able to use their equipment (large rocks can break tines, etc). This involves walking through a field and loading rocks onto a tractor or truck bed. Rock picking season generally starts on early May and lasts through the end of the month.

High school student 1: May is going to be great! We can play softball at the new diamond.

High school student 2: Unfortunately that's rock picking season so I'll be pretty busy for a few weeks.

by 403forbidden April 25, 2015