g-nob

Bong. Derived from bong ('bon-g' specifically) in reverse, pronounced 'gee-knob'.

"Sorry I bailed last night, hit the g-nob a bit too hard."

by Hawt S September 8, 2005

Nob Curtain

A large overhanging belly, found out on fat guys that is so large it actually covers up the nob.

"Jeez, he was so fat i couldn't see his nob for his nob curtain."
As an insult to friends: "Mate, look at the size of your nob curtain"
"Chris Moyles has got a massive nob curtain"

by twinkypie September 23, 2009

nob jockie

meaning cock head or dickhead or a rude comment made to someone being a jackass

nikki: hey lish! did u see the way that guy was acting?

lish: yeah he was being such a nob jockie

by niklish December 9, 2008

nob sneeze

male ejaculation. especially thick, male ejaculation.

1.oh shit, i'm gonna nob sneeze!

2.she still had the remains of last night's nob sneeze in her hair.

3.i am about to sneeze on your face.

by Joniquai March 20, 2005

Nob Sack

Condom (For those in Essex, UK. It's a form of contraception)

"She was the result of a split nob sack"

by That guy playing with himself December 23, 2009

NOB HOPPER

NOUN: a gay man who partakes in sexual activity with several men within short periods of time.

You bruce you gots to be stopping all that nob hoppin' before you get yourself the AIDS nigga.

by Mr. Slog August 28, 2005

Nob Rim

To rim something with your bellend.

The manager nob rimmed my friends burger

by QD91 November 1, 2007