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Nacho Taco Chimichanga

by I am a fucking Idiot December 15, 2020
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Equine Necrobeastiality

To perform sexual intercourse with a dead horse.

This was practice was common among cowboys and indians alike but is thought to have originated on the Stepps of Northern Asia by the Mongolians who's affection for horses is legendary.
I banged that dead horse like a cheap screen door and she would have loved it if she were not dead as a doornail.
by Haywood Jablowme July 16, 2004
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NecroArachnaPedopheliacPhagist

Some one who rapes dead baby spiders and then eats them
"omfg, you dirty NecroArachnaPedopheliacPhagist, you violated and then devoured that innocent, defenceless infant arachnid"
by Friend of the Jarpi September 8, 2009
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Nacho Bar

A sexual act in which two men have oral and vaginal/anal sex with a woman who is on all fours while eating a plate of nachos (can be as simple as chips and cheese) off of her back.

While this act could be performed using a variety of other foods, it would no longer be a Nacho Bar.
Person A: So my roommate and I brought this girl home from the bar last night and did a Nacho Bar.
Person B: A what?
by Memetic February 23, 2009
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Pyro-Necro-Masochism.

Pyro-fire

Necro- dead, or having sex with dead people

Masochism- enjoying self harm

pyro-necro-masochist: lighting dead bodies on fire while having sex with them and enjoying you're self as you burn with that dead body.
Guy: So I was lighting dead bodies on fire and this guy came and asked if he can have sex with them

Dude: Dude, that guy must be into pyro-necro-masochism.
by an_opheliac March 1, 2009
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Puerto Rican Nachos

1. (noun, vulgar) -- A customary dish eaten by Puerto Ricans that uses human shit instead of refried beans, on top of a tortilla chip, and usually toped with onions and garlic to fight back the stench. Said dish is most usually eaten as a sexual act.
1. Hey fag , have you eaten the Puerto Rican Nachos recently, or have you just been sucking ass?
by Buttfuckme December 7, 2017
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necro herpes

herpes that originates from dead human reproductive cells.
if a guy has intercourse of any sort with a
dead female that includes penetration into any orafice he could contract necro herpes, if said female had herpes before she died.
by THELETTERANDADOT997@HOTMAIL.CO December 17, 2008
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