negative nancy

Someone who commonly whines, complains, or looks at the bad side of things.

2nd grade teacher: "All right kids, today we're going to learn an important lesson: how to pack your rock into your crack pipe."
Johnny: "But Mrs. Stoner, my mommy told me drugs are bad."
Teacher: "Johnny, stop being such a negative nancy. You'll never get anywhere in life with that attitude."
Johnny: "But, my mommy said..."
Teacher: "Johnny, please shut the fuck up or I'll send you to time out and brutally murder your family."

by Nick D May 2, 2005

Negative 28

The act of saying something very stupid, when the apparent choice is no longer present in the given situation.

For Instance...
Person 1: What the hell man, negative 28 isn't on there!

Person 2, 3, 4, 5: It never was... LOL ROFL BRO

by BobbyBaja December 20, 2009

negative boner

instead of getting a boner you get a boner into your body or

turned off

Friend: i was with this girl last night and i got a negative boner
Other friend: cool story bro

by AsianWoveTaco April 3, 2012

Negamonger

An individual that seeks to post or repost horrific negative dipictions, news, acts etc., on social media reveling in it's shock value.

Roger likes to post pictures of fatal car crashes and violent acts on his timeline. Roger is a negamonger,

by Wise Council April 15, 2013

negakuura

An eccentric, Halloween-themed, tall and thin candied alien clad in a black and green striped turtleneck sweater. This sugar-lusting creature, originally thought to be agender (gender-null) is supposedly the Negative or 'Opposite' half of Dragon Ball Z's Cooler, and even has a similar appearance (save the solid-orange eyes, jack-o-lantern mouth, black elongated fingers/toes and the black green and orange striped tail). He is not a canon character, but neither is an original character. Rather, his creator aka "Magmarock/MAGLOAD/AlienFingers" often thinks of him as a persona, due to his conflicted happy and cheerful yet erratic, sadomsochistic and promiscuous personality.

"I'd put out an assload of sweets if I were you, I heard this guy you're catering for can be a real NegaKuura."

by NetherLips June 19, 2014

electro negativity

Seems like you need help with your chemistry homework.

You: Oh no! I forgot the definition of electro negativity! I'll fail the test tomorrow

Me: Electro Negativity, also represented by the Greek Letter χ (chi,) is a measure of how strongly atoms attract bonding electrons to themselves.

by Puellasne September 18, 2020

double negative

The use of two negatives, which cancel each other out.

"a syntactic construction in which two negative words are used in the same clause to express a single negation."

"He didn't say nothing" MEANS- He said something.
"I ain't not never gunna do it" MEANS- I will do it.
"There is not nobody who will go" MEANS- Someone will go.
"I don't want nothing" MEANS- I want something.
"We don't need no education" MEANS- We need education.

If a man did not say nothing, that means he said something.
If a woman does not need NO education, it means that she needs SOME education...

Arlene:You're 20 years old and don't have a job!
Eli:Yeah well i aint not never gunna get one.
Arlene:that's a double negative, you oxymoron!
Eli:Huh? wuss tha?
Arlene:You cancelled yourself out, and made like ur GUNNA get a job...lord knows that aint the truth.
Eli:Stop being such a pansy ass know it all

by g-diggity May 20, 2008