Martel College

No such term exists. Try looking up "Martel Dormitory."

Martel is not a college.

by EOL RRF October 6, 2004

The Morten Anderson

Morten Anderson is an NFL kicker who has a facemask with one bar.

The Morten Anderson, or the One-Bar, is the act of placing your wang across a girl's mouth in the same fashion of the facemask. Bonus points for saying "Laces out, bitch!"

I gave her the old One-Bar last night.

Man I would like to give her the Morten Anderson.

by Paulie J. October 1, 2006

munter

a girl unblessed by the beauty fairy

"O my god! did you see the right munter kevin picked up last night"

by Jaki Jordan September 15, 2005

Viggo Mortensen "Vuh-ig-o Mor-ten-sun"

1.Aragorn/stryder in the Lord of The Rings Trilogy
2.pretty damn hot for a old guy

Aragorn fought bravely against Saurons army at the battle of Helms Deep

by chikadee December 23, 2003

morte di fame

morte di fame mor-teh dee faa-meh
Italian word literally meaning "dying from starvation", but it is actually used as an insult towards someone who would do anything for money.

1. Why did Tony start selling that shit, is he morte di fame or something?

by Anthony T January 17, 2008

munter shunter

A male/female that provides themselves sexualy to munters. An act of kindness some might say, or blind stupidity others will argue. It does however happen and munter shunters do it.
It is also the end result of a game of shunta munta
A game where you have to pull the ugliest person in the bar. the last one stuck with a munter, has to shag them!

' that bruce....he's a munter shunter.you can see it a mile off though, glazed eyes, wondering hands.. thick as pig shit!'

by ozzy3000 August 4, 2006

Mårtensson

1) Blond person with no personality
2) Can be a brunette but deep down a true blond!
3) uses the word "typ" alot.

1)Britney is such a Mårtensson.

2) Sheenique check that witch out! she such a Mårtensson.

by Hockeysweden October 29, 2010