Adjective for something that definitely wasn't lame, but not quite "hot". In other words, slightly below being hot, therefore warm, like a nice pair of mittens.
"How were things at the club last night?"
"Plenty to drink, but the music was no good. I guess shit was mittens."
"Plenty to drink, but the music was no good. I guess shit was mittens."
by 122445 August 23, 2006
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Damn that's a lot of poo! I'm definitely gonna need a shit mitten.
LITTLE KID- "Daddy wipe me.."
FATHER- "Uhh..why dont you use your shit mitten instead."
Damn that's a lot of poo! I'm definitely gonna need a shit mitten.
LITTLE KID- "Daddy wipe me.."
FATHER- "Uhh..why dont you use your shit mitten instead."
by rotfloling April 12, 2009
Get the shit mitten mug.Another way of saying that you are giving someone the middle finger. When you wear mittens you may conveniently flip the bird at someone without their knowledge. An actual mitten or a picture of a mitten will also convey this.
1. "Why were you waving at that cop?"
"I wasn't waving, I was giving him the mitten."
2. "Wait a minute, there's only one mitten in this box. Did you lose one or are you giving me the mitten?"
"I wasn't waving, I was giving him the mitten."
2. "Wait a minute, there's only one mitten in this box. Did you lose one or are you giving me the mitten?"
by T-Bottom August 27, 2009
Get the The Mitten mug.1. Biceps
2. Big guns
3. Hugeness
4. Buffness (particularly in relation to biceps)
5. a Tank
and lastly,
6. an alpha-male whose means of resolving disputes are generally summarised into short, succint sentences that involve the use of brutal force upon the offending party.
2. Big guns
3. Hugeness
4. Buffness (particularly in relation to biceps)
5. a Tank
and lastly,
6. an alpha-male whose means of resolving disputes are generally summarised into short, succint sentences that involve the use of brutal force upon the offending party.
1. Mate, Arnold Schwarzenegger could sure do with a larger pair of mitesh's!
2. Guy 1: "Woah duuuuuude check out Mitesh's miteshes!!!"
Guy 2: "woaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Girl 1: *Drools*
3. Mitesh: "Gotta tutor some faggots in bentleigh today after uni, should fucken smash 'em instead."
2. Guy 1: "Woah duuuuuude check out Mitesh's miteshes!!!"
Guy 2: "woaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Girl 1: *Drools*
3. Mitesh: "Gotta tutor some faggots in bentleigh today after uni, should fucken smash 'em instead."
by Mitesh's not so secret admirer November 23, 2007
Get the mitesh mug.Used in chat sites, like two thumbs up. A person who likes a response in a thread will post a picture of two mittens with the thumbs pointing upward. Especially used by Discordians, Mythics and Sweets.
Also means sexually stimulating two girls at once by having your hand inside each of their vaginas simultaneously. Similar to a circle jerk or sharies.
Also means sexually stimulating two girls at once by having your hand inside each of their vaginas simultaneously. Similar to a circle jerk or sharies.
by Dildorgasm January 29, 2009
Get the mittens mug.by Dawn Kathleen January 16, 2009
Get the Dy-No-Mite mug.When your boy friend has so much built up jizz that when he finally gets to cum after a much needed hand job it forms a mitten over your whole hand.
"Jenny your hands are looking awfully dry, why don't you let me give you a jizz mitten, I hear it's great for your skin".
by Jim Jamz January 6, 2010
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