bong mechanics

the science that goes into making a home made bong from house hold items.

dude 1: shit i broke my trusty bong
dude 2: aww no good, looks like we are gonna need to use some damn smart bong mechanics to this old mountain due bottle into a new bong

by bongsrheros July 27, 2010

snatch mechanic

noun \ˈsnach\ \mi-'ka-nik\

1 : any medical doctor specializing in obstetrics and gynecology
2 : an obstetrician/gynecologist with poor bedside manner and a profusion of promiscuous—and continuously pregnant—working class women

Richard Gere's role as the illustrious 'Dr. T,' in 'Dr. T and the Women' is an example of a fictitious snatch mechanic. Jason Statham, despite strong associations with both 'Snatch' and 'Mechanic,' is not one such example.

"Brittani says she goin' to her snatch mechanic Thursday on account she's got the clap again."

by Orbyss November 13, 2011

Jason Mcshane

The biggest faggot that lives and gets dill pickle dunk on by a moby Huge ball bag

That nigga jason mcshane is a gay

by Christian wilson August 1, 2018

The Mechanical Bull

Get on your girl in a doggy style position, whisper the name of another girl in her ear, and see how long you can stay on

"what did you do with Jessica last night"
"oh we tried the Mechanical bull and I stayed on for 10 seconds"

by dying slowly334 September 11, 2020

Extraphysical Mechanics

Extraphysical mechanics is a fundamental theory and theoretical framework in physics that provides a description of the physical properties of nature at extraphysical scale. It is the foundation of all extraphysical theory including extraphysical chemistry, extraphysical astronomy, theoretical extraphysics, extraphysical computing, extraphysical technology, and extraphysical biology.

Extraphysical mechanics is literally the string theory of extraphysics, but it is considered possible to be proved since it is theoretically possible to apply on computing and technology, like on extraphysical computing and extraphysical technology, besides have a lot of mathematical confirmation that needs to be better developed. And extraphysical mechanics can be useful for humans find out if the claims new agers, religious and spiritual people do about spiritual beings and spiritual worlds are actually real or not.

by Full Monteirism December 16, 2020

bob meehan

Some old crazy cult leader that runs teen drug abuse program that are actually scams.

Aw shit, man. Your parents are sending you to a Bob Meehan program? Better bring your checkbook.

by Uncle Andy November 5, 2005

Quantum Handjob Mechanics

Also known as Quantum Handjob Theory, Quantum Handjob Mechanics is a branch of physics providing a mathematical description of the dual particle-like and wave-like behavior and interaction of the hand and penis.
Quantum Handjob Mechanics describes the time evolution of physical systems via a mathematical structure called the Cum Function. The Cum Function encapsulates the probability that an orgasm is to be reached in a given state at a given time.

Quantum Handjob Mechanics is closely intertwined with the Hymenberg Uncertainty Principle, which relates the fundamental principle that it is impossible to simultaneously measure the present proximity to an orgasm while "determining" the future momentum of a subsequent orgasm with an arbitrary degree of accuracy and certainty.

"Dude, I'm failing Naughty Physics."
"Why?"
"I just can't figure out these equations for Quantum Handjob Mechanics. I'm going to fail that test on three dimensional cum functions..."

by Dzzo August 6, 2011