Mellowcholy

1. The emotion one gets when they begin to feel depressed for depressions sake, especially whilst they are happy.
Ex: fake depression
2. The feeling you get from listening to your favorite songs, which are about being depressed.
3. The happy way listening to Jawbreaker records for hours makes you feel, melancholy.
4. Happy and sad at the same time.
5. Faking happiness when you're really sad.

I had a really great day, but listening to my emo music made me mellowcholy.

by Jakeoh July 30, 2008

Mellons

A term to refer to Bostonians with celiac's disease who crave being with gay twinks.

Watch out for those drunk Mellons over there. They may try to make you their bottoms!

by Head Kelly March 31, 2009

mellon head

a person with an obseanly over size head, or someone with a overwelmingly face full of BBs

that sucker from jack in the box had a mellon head

by fred rek June 22, 2006

Styopa medlock Principle

A term of Russian origin denoting the phenomenon in which an individual of moderate attractiveness achieves impressive success with members of the opposite sex while located in a developing country by virtue of not being a chauvanist wife-beating drunk.

My friend Josh is in the Marines and he's in Djibouti right now. He's definitely a shining example of the Styopa medlock Principle over there.

by Dimitriy Sergey'ich May 4, 2006

Manlore

Like folklore, it’s passed down generation to generation. Manlore is only passed down the Male line.

Man 1: how do you know women play with their breats all the time?
Man 2: my father told me - it’s manlore.

by LeMesberg October 1, 2017

meglophianidonkarloo

someone who shits on your pens and then eats them when your not looking

Person 1: "yo marks a fuckin meglophianidonkarloo"
Person 2: yee

by eggftwinmybutthole lolkm October 1, 2018

Mellow your yellow

Chill out

It's just a game. Mellow your yellow already.

by SlyNick July 1, 2019