alabama tadpole matrix

The act of a female giving a male a blowjob while on her knees. She continues to do this until the male cums on her chest, and the sperm/cum swims down her stomach. The male then licks from her belly button up her stomach in a line (licking his cum) until he reaches her breasts which he licks up and down, then makes out with the female, letting her lick the males cum taste off of his tongue.

Male 1: Oh my gosh, I gave this girl a Alabama Tadpole Matrix last night. It took a while but it was amazing!

Male 2: Oh man, I have to try that!

Girl 1: Thanks for last night ;) *winks*

by frapeham3 November 30, 2011

matrix

Helping Verb.
Usually combined with "go" in the present tense or "went" in the past tense to describe an unbelieveably cool or Matrix-style action. Sometimes involves quick reflexes (usually in dodging or blocking things), or violence.

"I went totally Matrix on that kid who tried to steal my cotton candy."
"Dude, stop fucking around or I'll go Matrix on you."
"That was so Matrix when you dodged that hot dog."

by Silence February 28, 2004

Matrix Revolutions

The final chapter in the Matrix Trilogy, the Matrix Revolutions ends the war between humans and the machines.

Despite what the critics say, this is a kickass movie with an incredible fignt at the end between Neo and Agent Smith.

"Neo kicked some serious ass win The Matrix Revolutions.

by adonkeyisaass November 6, 2003

matrix-O's

The cereal you can eat even though there is no spoon

Matrix-O's crap up your system even though they don't exist. That's some achievement.

by jonjo February 25, 2005

Pull a Matrix

To "pull a matrix" is to "forget" that any sequels of a particular movie existed. By not acknowledging the crapiness of the second and possibly third sequel, you boost the awesomeness of the original.

#1: Ok... that last Pirate movie sucked!
#2: yeah man, I'm just gonna pull a matrix on that... just like I did with Spiderman.
#1: Good idea man... I gotta jet, I have go watch "The land before time #10 with my little bro."

by Chantalle June 16, 2007

The Matrix Revolutions

Underrated finale to The Matrix saga, which pits Neo against Agent Smith for one last time while people in the real world fight off Sentinels invading Zion. Better than people said it was and really kick-ass fight at the end with Neo and Smith.

Me: "The Matrix Revolutions" kicked ass!

Random kid in class: It was garbage, admit it. 'You Got Served' will be much better.

Me: Well then, you're just fucking retarded.

by Mister E. February 15, 2004

The Matrix Trilogy

A brilliant trilogy, mind how i say it as a trilogy.

First one was undoubtably amazing

Second was just as good, but you didnt feel the same towards it. Great Car Chase.

Third one was strange, because it didnt really answer all the questions it was supposed to. Still good though.

Guy 1.The Matrix Trilogy was wicked, werent it?

Guy 2.Trilogy? I didnt like the other two.

Guy 1.Na, but the whole thing was beezer, ripping it up, unleashing de java!!

Guy 2.Why do you talk like that?

Guy 1.....I have problems, ok?

by Biafra J July 12, 2004