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London Marathon, the

An ancient English festival harking back back to the earliest days of slavery in the seventeenth century, when indigenous white people would run after black slaves owned buy affluent aristocrats.
In modern times, on the day of the London marathon, all the road and streets of London are closed off and 5 "ceremonial" Kenyans are chosen to run through London being chased by Londoners to a finish line. Thousands of Londoners take part every year and most raise money for their favorite charities. The restriction of participants being exclusively white indigenous Britains was lifted after a country wide political campaign supported by the New Labour political party and backed by the Lib Dems (before the world went mad).
"London Marathon, the" - The Flora London Marathon
by rebelwaveabbas December 21, 2010
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shaytard marathon

A Shaytard marathon is the act of watching numerous hours and videos of the famous YouTube star, "ShayCarl" and his family which he refers to as the "Shaytards". He started making video logs every day in the year 2009 and he still continues today with over 2 million subscribers.
"Dude, why are you so tired?"

"I stayed up all night watching a Shaytard marathon."
by paigeywaigey :) November 10, 2013
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march marathon

The act of jacking off the same number of times as the day. March 3rd, jack off 3 times that day.

Note: Mostly, only faggots do this.
by Centurion224 March 6, 2009
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Swansong Marathon

The act of pure adult rated rock n' roll madness for long extended periods of time.
The venue last night was pure Swansong Marathon.
by Clive "The Awesome" October 9, 2005
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makeout marathon

Make out in 7 places over the course of a week. One location per week. Fun game to play with partner...if you're into that stuff
My girlfriend bailed on day 1 of the makeout marathon. I'm so pissed because I was really in the mood. Time to breakup:)
by tncarch December 8, 2014
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Boston Marathon

Refers to a line of cocaine so big you could run the Boston Marathon. Reserved for those who are accustomed to the rush and may be too large for the amateurs.
"Oh man, that's so long my nose just ran the Boston Marathon!"
by Miss Mia Wallace June 10, 2018
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Mexican marathon

A Mexican marathon is when an individual memorizes an entire high school worth of Mexican (otherwise known as the Spanish language) in 1 hour on the day before their exam.
"Are you ok?
"No you fuckhead I just did a Mexican marathon"
"Oh my dearest apologies"
by dabmaster156 March 11, 2018
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