Manatee

An uncommon insult describing a fat induvidual.

Person 1: "Did you see that guy in that video I sent you?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's a manatee"

by Nunnayabuisness November 24, 2016

Manateed

An extreme form of catfishing where the cat fisher is big nasty ugly scary hairy just jesus christ beyond catfish the sea cows of fake profiles god awful stinky hoes that make blind children cry but was clever enough to get your dumbass in the DMs and over to her place and you might as well of walked into a musty booty cave with a lurching manatee you is not even aware of how nasty they are and isn't even fucked up about the exact opposite in like profile that aint her like would just accept that and join the manatee colony

Yo that girl ive been talking to ya know the sexy one

Yah what's good

I'm going to see her tonight

Bet

(Later that night)

Howd it go bro

AAHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH OH MY GOOOOD AAHHHHHHHH

wtf happened you get catfished?

Worse ...i was ...manateed ( sobs uncontrollably)

Im so sorry bro....you have my condolences...fuck man ...are you going to be ok....

(Dies)

by Myownbestdonkey September 5, 2019

Hard Mandate

A completely made up term with no real power. Used by a shady private EMS employer to scare employees into compliance when extra personnel are needed on the road.

Man, scheduling called me in the middle of the day to try to hard mandate me. They know I work nights.

by LizardSlinger October 27, 2020

Manatee

A really fat person who smells like ass.

Dude that guy over there is fat and smelly, a real manatee.

by ManateesSucks December 7, 2004

Manatee

A fat, hairless gay man.

"Check out that bear!"
"No, he's not furry, he's more of a manatee."
"Eww."

by Pseudonym6931 January 24, 2017

land manatee

Domesticated mature bovine.
Named for it's manatee-like grazing habits.
See cow

The land manatee walked slowly toward the fence and began eating the grass.

by Wallaby Warrior v3 February 25, 2010

maneater

To describe anything that is abnormally large. This definition derives from describing an animal that could consume a person because of its size like a shark or other carnivore. The adjective can be applied to anything.

That shit I took was a maneater.

Did you see John's new girlfriend?
Yeah, she's a maneater.

by Cyanaed April 12, 2006