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Mallcore Kids

Usually a group of 10 year old to teenage kids who wear mallcore t-shirts and fake that their lives are awful. They often hang out in groups and are among the "popular" kids, but think that they are alienated and are utterly friendless. While mallcore kids are generally annoying and are shallow, uninteresting people, the mallcore girls are usually pretty hot.

"Mallcore kid," in metal circles, is often used as an insult against someone who doesn't know much about metal, or likes a metal band that is considered to be mallcore. While most metalheads have at least one "mallcore" band that they listen to or enjoy as a guilty pleasure, these cannot be considered mallcore kids because they are, all in all, metalheads.
Mallcore kids can be spotted by their often emo hairstyle, a "Limp Bizkit," "Korn," or post-Black Album "Metallica" T-shirt. They also tend to say "Slipknot is the heaviest f---ing band ever." (Let me say, right now, that Slipknot is not a mallcore band.) While you might see a kid in one of these T-shirts, ensure to ask them about a real metal band before judging them as a mallcore kid. If they have emo or dyed black hair, don't bother.

Most mallcore kids tend to be shallow in their music tastes, so they definitely aren't someone to get involved with if you are a music junky.
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Hey, I heard that kid was a terrific mallower. Make me a smore kid.
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mallman

similar to the mailman going postal, but much more likely to go crazy in a very populated public place like a shopping center
A: dude, Alan just flipped out over by the store
B: yeah, he kinda looked like a mallman, good thing security was watching. nutcase headcase looney tunes berserk
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Mallow Cup

When you cut a girls nipple and jizz in her boob.
"Why is Janes's right nipple cut up? Oh, its because Mark gave her a mallow cup. Dude, that's so awesome!"
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malamo

The bests of best friends. Someone you could shoot someone in front of and Know they would blame the person for jumping in front of the bullet.
Are we the good? We are too good malamo!
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Mallory

Mallory is a funny, cute ,pretty,beautiful person but she can be just a little bit rude she is the best thing to ever happen in your life and you dont wanna let her go she is amazing if she calls you friend you are very lucky
Wow is that Mallory with her cute ahhh
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Mallory

For the more neutral definition of Mallory:

Mallory is a uncommon female name, popularity rank in the U.S.: #812. Very rare surname: popularity rank in the U.S.: #2091.

French meaning means "Unlucky". German meaning means "Army Counselor". Other meanings are "Mailed". Variations of the name: Mallorie, Mal, Malory, Malorie and to infinity.

This name grew popular during the 80's with the television sitcom Family Ties. The daughter's name was Mallory Keaton, played by Justine Bateman. The character was best described as an airhead, but pretty and traditional.
Sir Thomas Malory, the writer of Morte D'Arthur, Legend of King Arthur

George Leigh Mallory, English mountaineer, perished while climbing Mt. Everest.

Mallory Keaton: I shop, therefore I am.
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