Moggie

An older version of a cougar, a woman over 60 on the prowl for a younger man.
From behind they look like a cougar, from the front looks like they have mange.

Kaye: is that a couple of cougars on the prowl

Tim: nah love that's a pack of moggies!

by Kaye tim August 11, 2018

Soggy Moggy

When you take a handful of paper - preferably toilet paper - and run it under a hot/cold tap with the intention of throwing it.

"Brian was taking a piss when he got soggy moggy'd by a group of boys."

by lja90 November 1, 2009

Mogging it

When a miserable old git sits in their car while idling it for an extended period of time for no apparent reason.

Person 1: I didn't realise the mog next door was still living, what does he do with his time?
Person 2: He usually just sits in his car with a face like a slapped arse mogging it.

by Rice_Pudding May 17, 2018

mogart

a very rude individual

that person is a mogart because he is being very mean to that girl

by mathezac000 April 21, 2009

migga

1) A vertically challenged black citizen with flavor.
2) Midget nigga.

I ain't never saw that lil' migga before the sum offa bitch raked in my shins liked some stacked cheddar.
Famous Miggas Include:
1) The migga from Bad Santa.
2) Beetle Juice from Howard Stern.

by Turkoise May 12, 2006

moggies

glasgow slang name for mogadon (nitrazepam) sleeping tablets

a wiz cummin doon aff the ekto so a batterd a few moggies n it took the edge rite aff it.

by minniemoose November 16, 2006

mogg classic

(n) A derivative of mogg describing the act of sitting down on the stomach of a deceased old female, age 70+, where the decaying internal matter is shot out of her vagina into the mogger's mouth. If the decaying matter is subsequently swallowed, it becomes a "mogg classic supreme"

I missed my grandmother so much, I had to pull a mogg classic just to get a taste of the joy she used to bring to our family.

by Horrid McHorridson April 29, 2005