blowing minds

When someone is doing something stupid, when something shocking happens, when someone does the opposite of what you would or makes you feel a discomfort.

“That shit blowing minds”

“Can you stop talking, you blow minds”
“You really with Jonny that shit blowsminds”

by John gambana June 27, 2019

Cheems mindset

the laziness/excuses a country has to not change anything for a/few small reasons

Most western countries have the cheems mindset

Cheems mindset example

Can you try to fix the US debt?
(cheems mindset) USA: noo too much tax and effort

by stop it now January 18, 2022

Simple Minds

Scottish Stadium Rockers, Lead Singer Jim Kerr. Great Band sadly much ignored now outside their native Scotland. In the 80's there were only Simple Minds and U2 to get excited about. They have now been eclipsed by their Irish Cousins (Undeservedly). Still around! And actually making better music now than they have in years. Check out their latest album 'Black and White' it kicks arse and is better than any album from U2 since the Joshua tree

Simple Minds Sing ''Don't You Forget About me''

by william the wallace March 13, 2006

mindsweeping

Drinking peoples drink which have been left unatended at the bar.

You have run out of money its not safe. Look for drink which have been left unatended and drink them his is mindsweeping

by jess paynton December 5, 2007

Midsummer Night Dream Syndrome

When you or someone is in a scenario straight out of the Shakespeare play Midsummer Night Dream.

Girl:
Man, I'm really in love with Adam. But he is in love with Kristen. But she is in love with Jordan, and he loves her back!
Friend:
You guys have Midsummer Night Dream Syndrome.

by In this situation March 6, 2009

mindsturbate

To masturbate only using one's mind. Titillation comes from stimulation of the brain. Ejaculation often indicated by concentrated spit being ejected from the mouth.

"At the MENSA meeting, I couldn't keep myself mindsturbating. Yes, the ladies were that good."

by $$$ February 21, 2004

midshafting

When a man wears his pants halfway down his unit to expose the shaft. Our creative response to the ridiculous fashion statement known as butt cleavage. As if anyone wants their woman looking like a plumber

Jeremy King has to be very careful when midshafting, as he is always a half inch away from full exposure

by king Murf August 10, 2010