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Peak boredom. You will ascend to a godly status 48 hours after typing this in Google Chrome, Firefox, Internet Explorer, and Microsoft Edge in the timeframe of 20 seconds. If you fail, you will feel empty forever without any way to make up for your wrongs.
Person 1: Let's have a bored typing contest.
Person 2: qwertyuiopoiuytrewq
Person 1: `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./
Person 2: ~`!1@2#3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=QqWwEeRrTtYyUuIiOoPp{}|\AaSsDdFfGgHhJjKkLl:;"'ZzXxCcVvBbNnMm<,>.?/
Person 1: `~1qaz!QAZ2wsx@WSX3edc#EDC4rfv$RFV5tgb%TGB6yhn^YHN7ujm&UJM8ik,*IK<9ol.(OL>0p;/)P:?-'_{"=+}\|
Person 2: `24680=wryipadgjl'xvn,/.mbcz;khfs\outeq-97531!#%&(_QETUO{|SFHK:ZCBM>?<NVX"LJGDA}PIYRW+)*^$@~
Person 1: Don't you know what you have done?

Person 2: *ascends*
by QwertyBored December 20, 2019
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MBTI

Uncurable mental illness that spreads over the first month of contagion.

It has 16 different side effects and the only way to know which one you'll have is by experiencing them, YOU ONLY GET ONE.
-fuck shit fuck, I learnt abbout MBTI and I can't stop typing people in my head
-whats MBTI
-NO, I DONT WANT YOU TO SUFFER THE SAME FATE AS I
by Victinitotodilepro September 20, 2021
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mbarphobia

a dislike, hatred, or fear of mbars and their antics stemming from jealousy
i saw someone with mbarphobia and i got mad
by thechilldylan February 16, 2021
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MBTI test

mbti tests are tests that are acclaimed to type the person who is taking them and assign them one of the 16 mbti personalities. Although these tests most commonly turn out to be rigged and very inaccurate. It is suggested to research cognitive functions to truly know your mbti type rather than taking any of the tests.
ay shawty did you take the mbti test which type are you?
no john i read about the cognitive functions. also we're breaking up.
by navvleeknow April 27, 2021
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mbczkhfspiyrw

When you're actually bored to death and you already typed In qetuoadgjlxvn In the Google search bar so you typed In every other letter starting from 'm' Instead. Go do something with your life already
I'm out of things to do.
I'll just type In different ways of using the letters on the keyboard In Google.

*goes on Google.com and types In "mbczkhfspiyrw"*
by InkpenJirachi March 1, 2017
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mbalenhle

A beautiful young vibrant girl , who enjoys being around friends and being outdoors. Doesn't drink often, but makes sure to embrace the moment whenever she does. She is as pretty as her name. Pronounced Mbar-Leh-Ntle meaning beautiful flower. They usually enjoy Hip-hop and soul. she is a flower child and enjoys being weird.
Total misfit and says some of craziest stuff you may ever hear. Brainiac who doesn't enjoy reading.
Drama Queen. TomBoy growing up but will transition into one of the girliest girls ever.....
Usually Zulu, Short, May have short or long hair, almond shaped eyes.

Is friend with almost anyone, but has a main circle of friends she'd die for.
Alleged Savage , who won't show her emotions due to previous experiences.
Enjoys making jokes and seeing people smile...

Prefers being called Mbali or Enhle
hey is that mbalenhle?
she looks beautiful...
OMG SHE CAN'T BREATHE
by zimbali November 23, 2016
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mbl

magic bullet looks

a plugin for the computer application after effects to add coloring to instagram video edits
person 1: can you add mbl and rsmb to my edit please?
person 2: sure!
by yalloncrack October 14, 2018
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