Laketa

1. A stupid bitch that may or may not have been fired from the United States Postal Service. Has no idea how to do her job properly, but as we all know, "Black people gonna look out for each other at the post office."

2. A name to call someone when they really fuck up (See 1, above), but you still ain't gonna drop 'em, cause bestie.

Jesus fucking Christ, I haven't seen someone make that many misdeliveries in my life. Laketa?!

by RyuheiAoi March 3, 2022

lickety-split

when you sre riding skatebord and one foot comes off but your body keeps moving until your in split possition

ohh! shit you just got your sack fucked up on that lickety-split

by alex May 13, 2005

Lackity

how to get lackity:

1. Go to some ski slope.
2. Enjoy your short time snowboarding.
3. Shout, "OK! LAST RUN!!!"
4. The snowboarding gods hear your request for a broken wrist.
5. Catch an edge, fall and crunch it.
6. Wait for the ice breakers to haul your sorry ass off the mountian.

Congratulations! You just got lackity!

Shit, man... That guy just called last run. Call ski patrol, he's going to get mad lackity.

by City Forever. January 29, 2005

lacke

Lacke-
Used below fucked
Fucked;Deep in the anus
e.g I'm fucked (House burned down)
e.g Im in the lacke (mom found porn in history)

I am seriously in the lacke.

by Dropboxygrembling March 29, 2015

Charlotte Locket

A word that can be used instead of the word cunt! Times when you need to be polite.

Your such a Charlotte Lockett

by Matchewfudge December 11, 2009

Lacketing

To run in shiny shoes on hardwood floors to making a loud clicking sound.

I'm not running, I'm lacketing.

by Gummyness March 18, 2022

Lacketh

Lacking of, Not existing

"Why doth thou lacketh in maidens?"

by OTK Fragrance Man November 9, 2023