Laced Mutton

An old Victorian term for a prostitute.

That expensive laced mutton gave me chlamydia.

by Plumm July 26, 2012

lapel

A lapel is the folded flaps of cloth most commonly found on suit jackets.

I got black lapels on my Chanel jacket, call me Karl Lagerfeld (Creative Director at Chanel)

by $adi March 12, 2017

Lapdog

A lapdog is one who follows around another person, and does things to suck up to that person, which is their respective owner.

God Luis, you are such a lapdog to Eduardo.

by Adam Sandler II August 8, 2018

P-LALED

an action taken by or towards a person that results in an epic fail beyond measurement. Especially if that person is asian. Also see: V-Wanged

"I just failed my french test"
"Haha P-LALED"

by loliturd April 22, 2009

Blue Lawed

To be turned down when trying to purchase alcohol on a Sunday morning because of state laws

On Sunday I got blue lawed, I went to a bar at 11:15, but the bartender wouldn't serve me until noon.

by Tommy Shakespeare March 11, 2011

LAPD

Los Angeles Police Division. Responsible for being racist and failing miserably at solving murders.

Too bad the LAPD isn't better at investigations, because lots of people get murdered in LA.

by Anonymous August 23, 2003

Lacedup

A person that is high on drugs.

Man that guy is really lacedup.

by Lincan05 August 6, 2011