kelton

the best boyfriend you will ever have. can kick your ass. good at sports. a simp, likes cute girls. will simp for any girl in the world .tall, big pp, if you have one in your life don't miss the opportunity to ask him out

girl1:omg whos that hot boy

girl2: oh that's KELTON

girl1: isn't he hot

girl2:yesssss

by mk(landon sucks hairy balls) November 18, 2020

ketos

Someone who eats Doritos whilst masturbating profusely thus leading to an orange hand.

That dude must have had a bit of a ketos session last night. Hes more orange than morph.

by The Choad King December 7, 2009

kecoa

mythical brown creature, very cute, must worship

person 1: omg what is that cute brown creature 😳
person 2: it's a kecoa 😳 my beloved

by riipas July 21, 2021

Kenton

Secretly Satan's child who is sexy, amazing, funny, skinny, weird, amazing in bed, NOT SINGLE, and a Jesus lover

Girl; dat Kenton iz s0 sxy.
Kenton; oh fo sho gurl.

by MrsEfron June 21, 2010

Michael Keaton

Michael John Douglas (born September 5, 1951), better known by the stage name Michael Keaton, is an American actor who became popular for his early comedic film roles, most notably his performance as the title character of Tim Burton's Beetlejuice, and later gained international fame for his dramatic portrayal of Bruce Wayne / Batman in Tim Burton's Batman and Batman Returns. He has appeared in various other films, including Night Shift, Mr. Mom, Clean and Sober, Pacific Heights and Jackie Brown, and has also provided voicework for Pixar's Cars and Toy Story 3.

Michael Keaton's career was given another major boost when he was again cast by Tim Burton, this time as the titular comic book superhero of the 1989 blockbuster Batman. Burton cast him because he thought that Keaton was the only actor who could believably portray someone who has the kind of darkly obsessive personality that the character demands. Warner Bros. received thousands of letters of complaint by fans commenting that Keaton was the wrong choice to portray Batman, given his prior work in comedies and the fact that he lacked the suave, handsome features and tall, muscular physicality often attributed to the character in the comic books. However, Keaton's dramatic performance earned widespread acclaim from critics and audiences alike, and Batman became one of the most successful films of the year.
According to Les Daniels' reference book, Batman: The Complete History, Keaton wasn't surprised when he was first considered as Batman as he initially believed the film would be similar to the 1960s television series starring Adam West. It was only after he was introduced to Frank Miller's comic book mini-series, The Dark Knight Returns, that Keaton really understood the dark and brooding side of Batman that he portrayed to much fan approval. Keaton later reprised the role in the sequel Batman Returns (1992), which was another critically acclaimed success, though also controversial for being darker than the previous film.

Source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Keaton

by The Centurion May 30, 2013

Keto

Keto is an Old Gaelic term for pegging or “one who gets ass fucked by the Chief/Elder”

Does kiki really Keto her followers?

by Truthbeforetrust April 8, 2021

keaton bull

the best guy-friend a girl could ever wish for. hes always there for you when you need him and he will always cheer you up. gives the best hugs ever, is quite attractive and tall. loves gaming but will stop everything hes doing and come talk to you if you ask. you will almost definately fall for him at some point in your friendship. he is just plain amazing. <3 =

girl 1 - "who'd you walk home with?"
girl 2 - "keaton bull. he was making me laugh the whole way!"
girl 1 - "he sounds like a great person"
girl 2 - "oh he is! and he give the best hugs too!"

by insane... =P June 8, 2011