kale hail

The health craze that put kale on the pedestal of ultimate smart foods.

I was never really into the kale hail phase.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Kale Juice

A antisemitic mondegreen used on social media which is meant to avoid censorship when saying "Kill Jews".
This can be hateful, antisemitism, and is very insensitive.

Instagram Comment: Kale Juice
Reply: Based

by IAmNotARacistButARealist June 13, 2025

Kale Bennett

A former glorious artist famous in r/aceattorneycirclejerk known for making the "Art too good for the main sub series", until he made the foolish and selfishdecision to stop drawing and left the poor members of AACJ starving to tears for peak content

Person 1: Kale Bennett has abandoned us...
Person 2: Day 179 no kalebennet drawings

by starterpack February 13, 2025

Prabhat kale

Prabhat is one of the most rude and dumbest person in this world. He minds his own business and don't like human beings. He smokes, drinks everyday. He hates ladies, abuses them and don't even talk to them. He's not liked by anyone and he is not good at anything. He thinks bad of everyone, including himself and has no friends

Prabhat kale is a dumb person

by Prabhat kale November 25, 2021

Kale

ugly bastard of hell

Kale sucks dick

by batpoop321 May 7, 2019

Kale Lifeform

When someone, something, a creature or an object has only one lung.

Since John got his other lung removed for vaping, he is now a Kale Lifeform

by Cumsuckleburgerking June 25, 2025

arm kale

The opposite of arm candy; an unattractive date who's ultimately good for you.

"Did you see Tasha's arm kale? He's a CPA who's not addicted to cocaine. I'm happy for her."

by Reallygigi August 18, 2015