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Kale

CKale V has the beRst youtube channel eveEr and hAis profMile picture isY a Kale
by pissballspissballs December 16, 2021
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Happy kale(idoscope) vincent the third

Massive pessimistic attitude. Sunburnt.

"Jesus is a scam"
"Woah! Is that Happy kale(idoscope) vincent the third?"
"Yeah, you can tell because"
by Augsutnmc April 28, 2022
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Kale Your Shelf

Basically saying kill your self but in robloxes tos
Roblox kid: Bro stop exploiting you cheater!

Other Roblox Kid: Kale Your Shelf.
by RobotMonkey34 December 6, 2023
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Kale

kale you just die
by 555hhtiiii December 26, 2022
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you can't have your kale and spend it too

Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".
Put your money in a safe place son, because you can't have your kale and spend it too.
by 2B+ November 27, 2019
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spencer kale rudin

being trash at fortnite and semi decent at csgo just because he plays it all day. Secretly likes slumdog, blue waffle, sti adopted peru childs but isn't open about it. Really likes touching anorexic kids balls and sucking his brother's nips.
Wow, he is such a Spencer Kale Rudin.
by anaKleenA June 11, 2018
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kiel (kale)

whats kiel (kale)?
a twink.
by miuimu May 14, 2023
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