Josh Dun's Dick

clink clink
goes my dick
when i slap it on my chick
put it inside her shit
make her suck make her lick
my dick can do all the tricks
longer than a chopstick
rides like a broomstick
all lubed up and slick
this goes to the skeleton clique
because i love josh duns dick
and i bet it’s harder than his drumstick

Josh Dun's Dick is the best thing ever

by smutbean October 15, 2016

Joshed

When someone makes a ridiculous claim (usually about sports) and a buddy tries to get that person to bet on said ridiculous claim to screw them out of money.

Guy 1: Aaron Rogers is so good! I bet he throws 100 touchdowns this year!
Guy 2: No way! I bet you $100 he doesn't!
Guy 3: Man Guy 1... Guy 2 totally Joshed you!!!

by NorsemanMN January 4, 2015

Josh Meister Fire Dragon

when a girl is giving you oral sex and your about to cum you yell i have Syphilis, and since the girl is shocked you cum in the girls mouth and it comes out her ears.

That girl was such a whore, I totally gave her a Josh Meister Fire Dragon last night!

by all jacked up on mountain dew September 1, 2009

Josh Ok

Josh Ok is a huge simp. He tends to make females he's interested in seem a lot better than they actually are. A Josh Ok likes to act like he's super smart but in reality he isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer. Josh Ok also takes things very literally. For example, a Josh Ok would think that Alexander Hamilton wrote the play "Hamilton". The most common thing about people named Josh Ok is that they have extremely tiny penises.

"See that guy over there kissing that girl's ass?"

"Yeah, what a fucking Josh Ok!"

by peepeemonster69 April 14, 2020

Joshdub

The shortest man you will see. Also works with a screaming REE KID, a big fat fucking retard Mully, sand and crayon eater juicy, taco man Eddie and the guy who is to wholesome and always gets interrupted, Narrator

"SHUT UP REE KID OR I WILL PUNCH YOUR MOUTH" Yelled Joshdub
"I'd like to see you try short ass" laughed Ree kid

by Sauceddie January 12, 2022

josh

Josh is a sensitive, caring guy who will do anything to solve problems. Although he may come across as overprotective but all he wants to do is make sure that the ones he loves are safe and well. Joshua's are normally very attractive and have the most gorgeous eyes. He also is an extremely good kisser and knows how to pleasure a lady; They're romantic and are aware of a girl's boundaries. I'm 100% positive that if you find a Josh, you will not regret it and you'll most defiantly have a perfect relationship. Trust me, Josh's are worth the wait.

"Look at him, he's defiantly a Josh!"

by abcdfkulolx January 3, 2015

gay josh

A complete gay twat who doesn't be treat girls with respect he just wants u for sex and is an abusive little cunt. His hair is shit and has a shitty man bun. His dick is big but that's only the one on his head. He needs to shave his stupid pedo rash. His nose is bigger than his fucking dick.

He looks like a gay josh

by Stopbeingacunt101 April 21, 2017