Jody, contrary to popular belief, is an incredibly sexy and hard working woman who makes the prettiest babies known to man. She also handles everything for her husband.
Jody did that.
by Kayterchip March 6, 2019
Get the Jody mug.(n.) nickname for a kickass chick named Jordan. Limited to Jordans who are damn fine, sexy, and frequently seductive.
by kcann2 October 14, 2011
Get the Jodyn mug.A hot ass bitch u should date him
by Awesome kitty star 134 May 3, 2019
Get the Jonaya mug.Is a guy that sneeks in on your girl. While he knows everything that you did wrong in your relationship, from your now ex telling him everything while you were together. He uses thus knowledge to make you look worse than you are, and make him seem like a knight in shinning armor. Inevitably gaining access to the panties. Once a HFJ starts in on her shes gone, move on. Though its near impossible to get her back it can be done. You have the decision to make, can you trust her again or not. A real woman will not be taken away by a HFJ, they will stay and work it out. Home-front jodys are scum of the earth and are not real men. Most of them are pussies that only want one thing and thats that good good you had at one point. Dont waste to much on them, chances are they will not keep her long, and wont meet you anywhere to hash it out like a man should do. In fact the only thing they will do besides previously stated is get her to treat you like shit and make you feel like you did something wrong. Dont worry if a HFJ steals your girl cause there are better females out there and you dont need a ratchet like her anyway.
Frank: Yo, my girl has this friend that's a guy. They talk a lot but she swears it's only a friendship.
Bob: Man watch her and maybe dont let them talk as much, sounds like a Home-front Jody to me.
Frank: Oh shit you think?!?!
Bob: Yeah I'm sure.
A WEEK LATER
Frank: You were right she left me for him. Hes staying at her place now. They even do all the things we didn't. She told me she just couldnt be in a relationship at this point in life!?!
Bob: Did you believe her?
Frank: At first I did, until 2 days later they were kickin it........ Man I hate Grimmey ass Ratchets like both of them!
Bob: Sorry bro I warned ya man. Lets hit the strip club.
Bob: Man watch her and maybe dont let them talk as much, sounds like a Home-front Jody to me.
Frank: Oh shit you think?!?!
Bob: Yeah I'm sure.
A WEEK LATER
Frank: You were right she left me for him. Hes staying at her place now. They even do all the things we didn't. She told me she just couldnt be in a relationship at this point in life!?!
Bob: Did you believe her?
Frank: At first I did, until 2 days later they were kickin it........ Man I hate Grimmey ass Ratchets like both of them!
Bob: Sorry bro I warned ya man. Lets hit the strip club.
by Ankie October 24, 2013
Get the home-front jody mug.1) noun- How about a nice warm cup of joddy.
2) verb- Go over there and give it a little joddy.
3) adjective- I wake up every morning and go joddying before work.
2) verb- Go over there and give it a little joddy.
3) adjective- I wake up every morning and go joddying before work.
by joddyman February 28, 2010
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Get the josay mug.To state false facts that sound as though they may be true but after doing extremely basic research, anyone can easily debunk these lies.
Typically accompanied by overconfidence and an innate ability to agree with everything while simultaneously one upping all others participating in the conversation.
Can also be used to describe someone who is vertically challenged and has a Napoleon complex.
Typically accompanied by overconfidence and an innate ability to agree with everything while simultaneously one upping all others participating in the conversation.
Can also be used to describe someone who is vertically challenged and has a Napoleon complex.
"When I was in Africa last month I saw a cheetah that was running at least 90 miles an hour!"
"Google says Cheetahs top out at 75 mph, stop trying to Jody me."
"Google says Cheetahs top out at 75 mph, stop trying to Jody me."
by nothingtoseeherekids December 15, 2017
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