flaming jackass

a really huge dumbass. Who pisses someone off so bad that they scream "Oh my god, your a flaming jackass!"

Why'd you throw the ball at me? I wasn't looking you flaming jackass!

by Dibin October 18, 2010

Butane jackass

Smug, yet insecure person who would believe in every lie being told; a snake whisperer; Believes lies all their lives.

Another meaning to "Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire".

You are absolutely 100% pure butane jackass. You really believe that George Bush really made America great.

by Donnie Doppelganger August 7, 2015

Whistling jackass

- A self-important, self-righteous moron who carelessly walks through various public areas getting under the skin of those who are trying to read, work, think, have a conversation or otherwise focus on something. Describes way too many ppl these days.

Just look at that whistling jackass, walking though our office with no concern for how his conduct is effecting those who have to work here. Same as the whistling jackass I had to deal with at the library, same as the whistling jackass I had to deal with at the store.

by Misophonia in the modern world June 9, 2020

Don't jackass the thing

Dont jackass the thing-Uncle Rowley

Rowley said don't jackass the thing.

by Kdinoo_ August 19, 2021

jackass

Yet another reason to hate Mtv.

Mtv is for jackasses.

by fuck Mtv August 25, 2006

facebook jackass

That douchebag that keeps commenting on your and your friends' statuses and keeps joining wall conversations when clearly not wanted around. Hardly anyone ever responds to any of his posts, ever, regardless of whether he directly asks someone a question through a comment. Usually also an annoying jackass that keeps hanging around you and your friends in real life and doesn't pick up the countless hints that no one likes him. The only reason why people ever accepted his friend requests was to not look like a jerk. Very similar to a facebook obligate friend.

Mike: Lost a bet to Steve
Mark: damn that sucks how much do you owe him
Mike: $15 :(
Matt: HAHA NOOB PWND
Mike *thinking*: god damn it, it's that freakin' facebook jackass again

by anonman123 April 25, 2010

jackass stupid

Extremely stupid, some to pop his spring

It doesn't take much to pop his spring, just do something jackass stupid.

by Mr. M. March 23, 2005