Instant orgasm

when someone jacks off on someones head
by Alex May 28, 2003
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Instant Breakfast

When Law Enforcement SUDDENLY (therefore "INSTANT") becomes aware -- after the fact -- that many previous murders, probably stretching over many years time -- are actually the work of a SERIAL killer ("serial" sounds like "cereal" = "breakfast").
O'MALLY: Oh my God!

DRUMMOND: What O'Mally?

O'MALLY: Instant Breakfast, Drummond!

DRUMMOND: Are you sure? What cases are you talking about?

O'MALLY: Come here. I'll show you.
by Detective Baretta November 21, 2006
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instant death

sneeze and fart at the same time (true)
if i would not have locked my ass when i had to sneeze and fart at the same time it would have been instant death for me baby
by steelraggae January 08, 2006
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Instant Ramen

Instant ramen refers the Japanese pussy that is warm and soft like ramen. 1. Chicken flavored pussy a small Japanese woman with small and thin legs 2. Beef flavored pussy a strong hulking Japanese women who prefers to be Dom 3. Shrimp flavored pussy the quirky Japanese girl who you want nothing to do with
“Man Tom Suki has shrimp instant ramen get em tigger”.
by Canned ice tea March 22, 2020
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Instant Replay

When someone says something extremely retarded or stupid, so much so that calling them slow just won't suffice.
Damn did you just here what the fuck Jill just said, that bitch is a instant replay...
by Word$Worth August 10, 2010
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Instant Classic

phrase used when something is incredibly cool. Always accompanied by the "OK" hand signal and a huge smile. Originated at Kentlake Highschool in WA
*your team scores a point*...wow, that was an instant classic!!
by Peter April 27, 2003
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straight to instant

Refers to a movie that didn't do well at the box office, or isn't very good. Modern version of "straight to video", as in netflix, instead of having to add it to your que, you can watch it on instant netflix immediately, thus showing its poor quality.
Oh man that movie was pretty bad, its a total "straight to instant"
by netflixuser November 28, 2009
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