Skip to main content

JLS Impression

Performing a "JLS Impression" generally involves courting, flirting, admiring etc. young girls, but not so young that it becomes creepy and illegal.

This is derived from the fact that the British "band" JLS's audience tends to consist of 15/16 year old girls. Hence, if a guy more than 2 years the said-girl's senior makes a move, he is doing a JLS impression.
"Dude, did you see Carl's new girlfriend?" "No, I haven't met her yet" "Mate, she's 16!" "So?" "Carl's 18, he's doing his JLS Impression again!"

Professor Green: "I might even cover my naked body in sticky tape and run through All-Saints and come out doin' my JLS impression!"
by TKGrimm345 December 31, 2011
mugGet the JLS Impression mug.

First impressions

She's not got the right skill set and her CV is a bit thin, but I'm giving her the job based on the great first impressions
by Sophie Wit-Tank February 5, 2010
mugGet the First impressions mug.

impromptu

When my chik walked in on me with my mistress, I had to make up an impromptu excuse for why my purple headed yogurt slinger was in her tuna taco.
by Vigilante DB October 25, 2003
mugGet the impromptu mug.

impromptu

Something that is made up on the spot. Can also mean a speech that was made with little or no preparation.
The drug dealer had to come up with an impromptu excuse to his boss for losing the shipment of crack to the police.
by AYB September 24, 2003
mugGet the impromptu mug.

Imprompoo

Noun
A poo that is unplanned and takes the person in question by surprise. Not to be confused with shit your pants; an Imprompoo is experienced whilst visiting the toilet for its conventional purpose.

ORIGIN
21st century
From 'Impromptu' (adjective & adverb) - done without being planned, organized, or rehearsed.
I just had a great imprompoo - totally unexpected!
by Failing Academic May 27, 2011
mugGet the Imprompoo mug.

Impregnate the drain

I took a shower last night and it took me 20 mins to impregnate the drain.
by LeMarcus June 23, 2006
mugGet the Impregnate the drain mug.

Impregnate and Vacate

to engage in sexual intercourse, resulting in conception of offspring, then fleeing the scene of the crime
"Dude that's clutch. You totally left her to fend for her own and that unborn baby. Nice impregnate and vacate." *High Five*
by votsteez June 23, 2010
mugGet the Impregnate and Vacate mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email