humicroav

The subject of countless irritating, whiny and petulant, child-like attacks by Phish fans. Often mistaken for Coldplay.

Hearing spreadtheghey continually bitch about humicroav is hilarious in its pathetic mediocrity.

by Golgotha February 16, 2005

Humies

when someone is in bad humour they are said to be in their humies.

Philip is in his humies.

by aggieireland November 16, 2010

Hamiken

(n) the immense feeling of best-friend-ness between two friends

I wish i had someting like Katherine LaTour and Kyle Hare's Hamiken, I mean they're freaking waddle bottle buddies!

by Mr.Bunny January 4, 2012

humidititties

when the weather is causing swamp ass for the upper portion of your body. use in lieu of "boob sweat".

It's so hot out that I'm experiencing humidititties.

by beastiecakes July 30, 2017

Humid

A word describing an incredibly beautiful female. A girl so smoking hot you start to sweat just looking at her.

That brunette is gorgeous, but damn, that tall blonde is humid.

by udlobster April 10, 2013

Humke

The best teacher in existance.

Wow your teacher is really a humke, I wish he was my teacher.

by Uekzbry February 4, 2019

Humility

Humility \hu-mil-ity\

1) The art or state of being humbled.

2) To study 30 years to show your-self approved, when at the end of 30 years finding your-self knowledgeable with information to answer most of the questions that no one is looking for the answers to.

3) To offer your services to others for free, and have them turn and walk away.

4) To spend a life gaining the whole world, and at the end, giving everything gained to someone who didn’t work for it, and will most likely throw it all away.

5) To try to live a life of integrity, only to have it stolen from you in the end. And that, by someone who doesn’t have integrity.

6) To find out that the definition of humility probably came from the root word “futility.”

To find out that the definition of humility probably came from the root word “futility.”

by Confused by life February 3, 2010