hum jacker

n. Someone who hi-jacks your hum half way through

First individual: hum hum hu-
Second individual: hum hum hum
First individual: You are such a hum jacker!

by Trent Naidu June 13, 2017

Hum Chum

A person who hums a tune/song while inside a public bathroom stall for the single purpose of trying to anger all the other people in the bathroom. They are known to hum either a rock song due to the loud volume of the song and the fast tempo, and songs popular on the internet.

There was a Hum Chum at the gym humming the Kirby theme, I think he was beat up by 5 people when he got out.

by The Mad Chuska August 10, 2017

the hum of reptiles

What comes out of politician's mouths

I leave the TV on mute 'cos I can't stand the hum of reptiles.

by afsmist December 4, 2017

Hum noi

Slang for tiny penis also known as floating lobster if you look it up on Google translate

See now every time there is a dead lobster say hey hum noi

by Ooooooof hehehe June 7, 2018

Hum

When something or someone stank

Guy: *Farts*
Me:HUM!
Guy: what?
Me: YOU STANK!

by GrandmaSherry October 8, 2018

Ho-Hum

the best band ever created started by Rod Bryan and his brother, but his brother said he was "too good" for the band life.

arkansas is a diesel, engine Asa Hutchinson and Mike Beebe are gasoline, im vegetable oil, im a different way to do things, so come see me and my band Ho-Hum in concert for the last time next week.

by TitaniumPhantom December 5, 2018

Cum Hum

When you surprise a chick ( or dude) with a cum shot to the face and before they can get mad at you, turn around and fart in their face then sprint for the door.

"How'd last night go Ray?"

"Oh Burt, I gave that broad the business and finished her off with the old cum hum"

"Classic Ray"

by HeyBudHowAreYa March 13, 2019