A character in the manga/anime series Attack on Titan (also known as Shingeki no Kyojin). Originally known as Krista Lenz. She's the cute queen that's nice to everyone except communists, because they aren't people. She does not tolerate any kind of communism.
Communist: "Hey comrade Historia, want to go on a date with me?"
Historia Reiss: "How about I throw you out of a helicopter instead? You communist bastard."
Historia Reiss: "How about I throw you out of a helicopter instead? You communist bastard."
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A history class which is aimed for 10th or 11th graders to enhance their knowledge of our nations history and have them become scholars. It is also a good workout carrying the 20 textbooks and thousands of worksheets to class everyday to sit through boring lectures. Each week there is usually one or two tests taken on the main textbook given just to fuck over your grade, unless you find it worthwhile to study for 16 hours the night before. Every once in a while, you will be forced to write a dumb essay or DBQ over stupid topics from the past that is not really necessary to know. At the end of the year there is an AP exam which you can earn college credit on. That is the only reason why students take this class. Regular days are easy as you sit in a desk with a notebook listening about elections of the past and virtually everything to know about everything and everyone. Students are usually daydreaming at this time. Also, taking notes is made more boring due to the fact that you are learning things you take a test on 2 weeks prior to learning it. What is the point of taking a chapter 26 test when in class you are learning about chapter 21, which can be confusing. Only take ap us history if you want college credit, are a robot, or enjoy studying like a buckwild hog.
A history class which is aimed for 10th or 11th graders to enhance their knowledge of our nations history and have them become scholars. It is also a good workout carrying the 20 textbooks and thousands of worksheets to class everyday to sit through boring lectures. Each week there is usually one or two tests taken on the main textbook given just to fuck over your grade, unless you find it worthwhile to study for 16 hours the night before. Every once in a while, you will be forced to write a dumb essay or DBQ over stupid topics from the past that is not really necessary to know. At the end of the year there is an AP exam which you can earn college credit on. That is the only reason why students take this class. Regular days are easy as you sit in a desk with a notebook listening about elections of the past and virtually everything to know about everything and everyone. Students are usually daydreaming at this time. Also, taking notes is made more boring due to the fact that you are learning things you take a test on 2 weeks prior to learning it. What is the point of taking a chapter 26 test when in class you are learning about chapter 21, which can be confusing. Only take ap us history if you want college credit, are a robot, or enjoy studying like a buckwild hog.
Q:Hey, are you in ap us history?
No, i have a life
Q:Whats up, lets get drunk today.
Sorry, no can do, i have to study for 5 hours to get a c on the test
Person 1:"Dude, lets go get some brain"
Person 2:"No, id rather learn about andrew johnson"
Person 1:"Oh my god, thats so sad the jews were killed in gas chambers"
Person 2:"I bet they would rather go out like that then take ap history"
gas chamber>ap history
No, i have a life
Q:Whats up, lets get drunk today.
Sorry, no can do, i have to study for 5 hours to get a c on the test
Person 1:"Dude, lets go get some brain"
Person 2:"No, id rather learn about andrew johnson"
Person 1:"Oh my god, thats so sad the jews were killed in gas chambers"
Person 2:"I bet they would rather go out like that then take ap history"
gas chamber>ap history
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Person 1: *Gouges Person 2's eyes out with a spoon*
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Based History Month takes place during the entire month of April and “based events” such as Easter and the birth of Adolf Hitler are celebrated. Based activities such as bigoted jokes and dressing up in based ghost costumes is also encouraged.
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Based History Month takes place during the entire month of April and “based events” such as Easter and the birth of Adolf Hitler are celebrated. Based activities such as bigoted jokes and dressing up in based ghost costumes is also encouraged.
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