hamster mouth

What presidential-elect Donald Trump had when he was campaigning.

If you looked at his cocksucker when he was talking, his lips would very frequently become pursed and it looked as though he were a hamster -- or even a fish at times.

Hey Carolyn!ain,trail
Trump is having this TV debate with Hillary -- you've just got to see his hamster mouth, hahaha!!!

by Telephony January 15, 2017

hamsh banan

a hamsh that is a banan. he is a banan a lot of the time. he does not always answer questions with an answer that is even related to what you asked and it seems like he doesn't have a brain. the only time he uses his brain is when he is playing a video game, in this case banan is a pro gaemr.

Friend-"hamsh banan, do you have a brain?"
Hamsh Banan- "who's brain?"

(yes that actually happened)

by Pro Gaemr January 31, 2022

Hamster on a Wheel

Constantly working hard at something but never getting anything accomplished.

I worked until 9PM last night but it seems like I'm never going to finish it. I feel like a hamster on a wheel.

by Nathan Tiberius October 30, 2007

ninja hamster

Any of a subfamily (Cricetinae) of small Old World rodents trained in ancient Japanese martial arts and employed especially for espionage and assassinations while having very large cheek pouches.

Holy crap! My cat just got jumped by a ninja hamster!

by Anonymous November 2, 2003

hamster wheel

when someone just keeps running in circles (and making the same mistakes) in their life, instead of progressing

I thought when you "moved on" , everything would change....but I can see you are still on the hamster wheel-NOTHING has.

by Meadow Soprano November 17, 2005

Hamster

A small, furry rodent. A popular household pet, the hamster comes in five different species: the Syrian hamster, the true dwarf hamsters (Campbell's Russian/Djungarian, Winter White, and Roborovski) and the Chinese dwarf hamster (which has a prehensile tail, unlike its bob-tailed counterparts). The little creatures like to store food in their cheek pouches, which can also contain plans for world domination. The hamster is nocturnal, and if it has access to a wheel, it will run all not, which can bother the owner, unless the owner has a silent wheel. Hamsters are coprophagic, which means they eat their own fecal matter. Hamsters do not belong in microwaves.

Her hamster likes to sleep, eat, poop, run, and plan for world domination.

by Supreme Baritone Goddess May 17, 2016

drippin wet panty hamster

a hairy vagina that is saturated and dripping of bodily fluids.

my wife caught me staring at her drippin wet panty hamster.

my girlfriend was playing with her drippin wet panty hamster.

by steve s (hillbilly) October 21, 2007