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hit the gritty

When you are having sex at the beach and get gritty sand in the sex receptacle. But, you get horney and want to hump again so you hit the gritty.
After beach sex; I was still horney so I hit the gritty.
by WelpToo October 26, 2022
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grift shift

This occurs when some poor asshole attempts to grift you
and you know...you just know. So you decide to play along, then after a while you decide to BS them, and when they do their grift, you take off with their cash, your cash, their girlfriend, and their car.
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Guy:Want to play some russian roulette?

Guy#2: sure, how many bullets in the gun?

Guy:ummm...1 *loads 6 into all chambers*

Guy#2:okay, how much money to the winner?

Guy: hundred bucks, you first *hands gun over*

Guy#2: *shifts out bullet before firing gun* dude, your turn.

Guy:Shit...He did a grift shift...*BANG*
by IKilledTheParty February 22, 2010
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Griffy

The name of a person who is fast at track and is ranked higher than a kid named Dan Springer in states.
Griffy is dominating Springer in the 800.
by Rigger June 3, 2004
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grifter

A grifter is a strategic gambler. Such strategy is used that it is almost not considered gambling at all.
Someone who can count cards while playing poker is known as a grifter.
by Dy7lan February 6, 2005
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gritty

characterized by elaborate sexual detail; horny
jose was talkin gritty las nite on da phone, and wen we hung up, i felt all wet down there.
by kimsie December 14, 2003
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Gritty

Officially, Gritty is the 7 foot furry orange mascot of the Philadelphia Flyers (see attached). Gritty’s big googly eyes are are well suited for his search for the perfect set of feet that will quench Gritty’s ever-increasing foot fetish.

Unofficially, Gritty, like Hannah Montana, leads a double life in Keswick, the location of Gritty’s very humble abode. Said humble abode coupled with Gritty’s AirPods make Gritty the ideal candidate for Yuppos to hang out with.

Famous quotes include but are not in anyway limited to the following:

“Niiiiiice”
“Classic”
“You’ll find me in the libs”
“North>South”
It is a contested topic of debate on whether Robert Spedding is Gritty, Grifter, gormless or a God????
by Lancashire Laddos May 1, 2019
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Grifter

A GRIFTER is where people beg for money off blind people
TheDeppeffect is a GRIFTER .
by Mellstellssells July 22, 2023
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