the goods

a phrase that can be substituted for anything, positive or negative... usually when you feel like irritating someone, "the goods" can be substituted to such an extent that the entire point of the conversation is ambiguous.

Eric: "What did you do with her last night?"
Brian: "You know... i got the goods"
Eric: "You mean she gave you dome?"
Brian: "You know, the goods"
Eric: "What?"
Brian: "The goods!"

by The Goods June 2, 2004

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swollen goods

A pun on the words stolen goods.

Can be used as a chat up line in "how would you like to be the receiver of some swollen goods?"

by Nick J White July 3, 2006

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Twade Goods

The mispronuciation of the phrase Trade Goods. Often by inbred people and foreigners.

Would ye like any twade goods.

by Louie Kay September 4, 2006

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Googs

An affectionate term for Google.

"Oh Googs, you're my favourite."

by fred327 January 8, 2009

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Goonstead

West side of Homestead, FL where all the goons and savages are at. Full of Mexicans, guns, drugs, and bums. Completely different from the East side of Homestead with the Town Houses.

Person 1: Homestead? Ha that place is for pussies.
Person 2: That's the East side, slide to Goonstead and see wassup!
person 1 visits Goonstead and never comes back out

by hittaJ March 21, 2017

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