goatmeal

Alternative for oatmeal, which is comprised primarily of oats. Coincidentally the food of goats.

Silly Female Vegan: "I feel like such a bunny, all I've had to eat is carrots today."
Observant Guy: "You also had goatmeal this morning."

by willbchou November 16, 2011

Goatmeal

A big meal consisting primarily of goat; a lot of goat cooked at one time.

guy 1: I had an awesome goatmeal last night!
guy 2: nice.
guy 1: It made me take the biggest shit ever.

by Sekkou January 31, 2009

Goated

Being very good or insane at something

Bro, that guy is goated out of his mind!

by ImThatUrbanGuy August 12, 2019

goatse

A disgusting picture of a man stretching his anus extremely wide.

-Hey you know what goatse is?
-no, what is it?
-check this website out!
-oh god it's horrible!
-hahaha!

by Jack Wang 3 April 20, 2009

Goatse Dance,The

A dance move where one places their hands together in front of their face,with their fingers closed in a fist as if gripping an object, and slowly pulling their hands appart revealing their grinning face. See Goatse.

"He was going ok with her, then he started doing the Goatse Dance. She knew what it was and got grossed out"

by GoatMaster303 March 27, 2005

GoatedXout

GoatedXout is a tiktok user that just doesn't miss, Everything he says is just a hit. Some even say hes been hitting since the womb. He also was the man who debunked Sanji from One piece to be Boundless in all ways. Hes also the world's most underrated tiktok account. FOLLOW GOATEDXOUT.

"Have you seen GoatedXouts new video?"
"No I dont need to I just know it's a hit."

"Do you know who GoatedXout is?"
"Of course if you dont know your missing out bozo"

by Hxpperz March 18, 2021

goatse

A site that is commonly linked to by Internet trolls in order to shock unsuspecting users with the image.

And now, the origins of this madness:
The alt attribute on the image, "stinger", actually comes from the EFNet #quake channel. The image itself was discovered on a webpage. Goatse.cx was created by a #quake member expressly for the purpose of displaying the image.
The image hello.jpg originates from a set of 40 images depicting the man performing various anal sexual acts.

Die, goatse man. Die die die die die. Something involving rusty hooks and salt, hopefully.

by Laser Potato May 20, 2005