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gastroluminescence

A synonym for acute gastroenteritis. This more specifically describes the condition when it reaches the status of widespread epidemic, as everyone affected lights up with the need to chunder.
Dude, I think I just got gastroluminescence.
From on campus dining, right? We all have it bro.
by izyeekin February 19, 2011
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Gastrobating

Verb; The action of looking at food porn.

Noun form: Gastrobation.
"I gastrobated when my fridge was empty and now my stomach is literally eating its own lining."

"Where did you learn to make that Jack Daniels sauce-filled turducken?"
"I found the recipe in the middle of a furious gastrobating session."
by Sami-Hikari September 4, 2013
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gaston college

A school that everyone has attended but no one has wanted to. A place where you realize 7 years down the road you're only half way to your associates and you probably should've taken a summer semester.
Or
A slang term for a place where non conforming hippie haters go to scooter and smoke poots so their lame millennial parents think they're still the good horny toads they raised them to be.
Charlie: I'm going to Gaston College later, wanna come?
Max: Aw c'mon man you had a 2.7 GPA you could've at least made it into UNCC
Charlie: Nah bro we're going to spark up some poot floats
Max: Oh it's lit fam
Charlie: vape me to life
by superiorhornytoad June 21, 2016
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Gastromancy

Telling fortunes from the rumbling of the stomach.
Person 1: *Stomach rumble* Woah! My stomach tells me there's a cute ass girl coming into our lives today!
Person 2: Stop gastromancy ing!
by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016
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Gastipated

It’s when you have gas but it won’t come out
I have to fart but I can’t, I think I’m gastipated
by Bfl.313 August 9, 2018
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gastroparesis

Gastroparesis is a condition that affects the normal spontaneous contractions of the muscles in the human stomach, that propel food through to the small intestine.
He couldn't eat because he is suffering from gastroparesis.
by fednet October 4, 2019
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Gasterfingers

Gasterfingers is a way to describe something that is interesting. Or if you can’t find a word to describe something.
This information is very gasterfingers.

Or
That’s quite gasterfingers.
by Maurice<3 September 10, 2023
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