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beach giraffes

by babypiratesnapchat2 October 31, 2022
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Fart under a giraffes ass

This is like water under the bridge, you missed me with the bullshit, it will blow over etc . In other words, don’t stress it.
Did you hear that so-and-so wants to whoop your ass, oh that’s a fart under a giraffes ass. Now
by The reverend t Texas September 22, 2019
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An “oh well” type response to when another person cannot figure out the answer to a completely simple response to what seems like a complicated question, that in turn must be clarified by the enquirer in the final outcome. Resulting in this phrase.
Enquirer: Do you know the sound a giraffe makes?
Answerer: remains quiet and confused
Enquirer: That’s okay, I looked it up, and it said, a low-bleeting sound, kind of like a sheep. Ready to try it?
Answerer: BAAAA
Enquirer: …and there you have giraffes!
by Elektrckevin September 23, 2021
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giraffe tits

1. A girl with tits that are either spotted like a giraffe or have long necks
2. a pair of tits that are extremely long and saggy
3. the best kind of tits there is
Person 1: Nug want some icecream.
2: HELL NAW BITCH that lil' trick ass looking head man got some Giraffe tits.
1: Dem da best kind niggy
by Slorehead July 6, 2006
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giraffe

"I'm telling you it's nine inches."
"Nine inches? That little thing. You're 'avin' a giraffe, mate."
by The Strut October 12, 2004
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Giraffed

Is when a male who is 6'2 or taller, finds a way to the females mouth from standing behind her while dancing. The male somehow loops his head around the females body, like a giraffe would, to meet her lips.
"Did you see Aubrey get kissed by that random stranger last night?" "Yea he just looped his face around to meet her lips. She definitely got Giraffed"
by Trayvillain December 3, 2013
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French Giraffe

The new kid who walks in class late, gives the girls large sums of money, claims to live in the largest house on Mersea and then shop for Gucci while being asked what the Latin imperfect tense endings are by the teacher.
by Your friendly F.B.I agent. April 10, 2019
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