bass geetar

God of insruments.

"I love my bass geetar."

by Personformerlyknownasfloyddthebarber June 2, 2004

People Greeter

A poor miserable soul who's life is usually a total mess, not because they are extremely unattractive, unheathly, soiled, and smell like feces, but because of the simple fact that the only job they could get is sitting at the entrance of wal-mart stumbling around scaring small children into taking stickers. These people greeters usually have no more than 4 teeth total and weigh more than the average refrigerator.

"Joe, are you sure we should go to wal-mart? We have to take the kids with us and last time the people greeter drooled on them and gave them herpes."

by MrNiceGuy October 10, 2005

geeker

a crack addict with the characteristically fast walk and glazed eyes.

Joey: look at that geeker bitch all zoned out, she needs help.
Marcus: no, she needs to come over here and give me fellatio for $15

by Meta4.ce August 4, 2004

Geezer

1. British definition: A geezer is a bloke, a man or a "dude".

2. USA definition: Old bastard. Elderly, cranky old son of a motherfucker who drives too damn slow and complains about how things were in his day

3. Heavy Metal definition: Black Sabbath's bass player, Geezer Butler.

1. "Ere mush, who's that geezer at the bar?"
2. "Move your car out of the road, you old geezer or I'll break your hip!"
3. "Geezer Butler is a cool bass player!"

by IRON MAN January 29, 2005

gebter

Drunk-text language for "getting better."

Text 1: "Hey man, you doin alright at that party since that chick started making out with some other dude?"

Response: "Yej man, things r gebter."

by inmytree August 7, 2011

geekermon

A young attractive, tech savvy, YouTube gamer who ranks in the top 1 percent of gamers world wide.

A Geekermon just joined our xbox game, swept the floor and won without even trying.

by Oregon3000 January 4, 2017

geezer jam

noun -- used whenever an old person is impeding your progress, either on the road or on the sidewalk, when you can't easily get around and are stuck in slow motion.

"We could make better time if we could just get around this geezer jam."

by Sanderling October 1, 2006