by BEAVER & BROW January 08, 2009
Fingering yourself so violently it blurs your vision and makes a sound akin to a wet trout slapping off another in a bucket full of trout
Dat gurl rashad was gaffing her trout so vigorously she slipped off the toilet seat and needed glasses for a month until her vision recovered
by loljk12345 March 13, 2015
by The Gaf Goofer April 20, 2017
A footballer ( or soccer player if you are from the US ) that has no fucking idea what they're supposed to do and they're just running around the pitch.
Person 1: Mate, what the hell is john doin'
Person 2: I don't fucking know, he's just all around the gaf
Person 2: I don't fucking know, he's just all around the gaf
by berber16 February 20, 2018
by ShazzBazz June 16, 2008
by Lil Luke May 30, 2008
A way of one saying “in the house” or not in the house. So another way of saying. We don’t have any paper in the house
I don’t know happen to have pipe cleaners knockin' about the gaf
Do you have any batteries knockin’ about the gaf
Do you have any batteries knockin’ about the gaf
by hmystergeneral September 27, 2020