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Fapper Dapper

The art of going out on the town dressed to the nines in such a way that others feel the need to masterbate because you look too good. Hence, you look so dapper you make people want to fap.
That group looks so fapper dapper that I’m turned on just by looking at them!

Let’s dress up FapDap style tonight and turn heads!
by Poco baci May 30, 2018
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wally flapper

1.A really cold day when your penis withdraws into your body for warmth leaving a mangina."its a real wally flapper out there"
2. That innapropriate friend that keeps trying to touch your privates
1. Its so cold its a real wally flapper
2.oh shit..here comes that wally flapper protect your nads people
by it is dean May 26, 2014
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crusty flapper

That bitch has a crusty flapper and I could not tap that ass.
by bathroom bitches December 25, 2014
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mud flapper

Guy# 1: Holy shit ....did you see the turd left in the toilet from Larry? Guy# 2: Hand me the plunger and a knife. He's got a big mud flapper to drop something like that!
by JoeyBomm May 30, 2020
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Fapper

Someone who pulls his wiener while thinking of a Caroline
Wow, that lazy guy is a real fapper!!
by LazyFapper January 28, 2012
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Flapper

A tourist at a ski resort of subpar skill and intelligence easily identified by their day ski pass arrogantly exhibited and flapping in the wind.
These flappers are ruining the mountain today. I'm getting cutoff by these gomers on my runs down the mountain and on the way to the bathroom.
by PandaKOST January 15, 2017
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Fanny Flapper

When a woman jumps off a roof or out of a window, her fanny flaps act as a parachute
Robert; How did you not hurt yourself when you jumped?
Chloe; I used the fanny flapper trick!
by SlutbagTom March 21, 2016
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