Fumpernickle

The combination of lint, fluff and dick cheese that builds up beneath the layer of foreskin on uncircumcised males

Shambah: Gosh darn it you shoulda seen all the fumpernickle i got out of my hood last night
Dolan: Haigh couldnt have been more than me, i have a fumpernickle blanket at home after a week of no showering

Shambah: holy moly Dolan your one crazy son of a bitch

by Chewsday August 10, 2021

fumping

The act of bumping or shimming your butt against someone else’s—not in a sexual manner. This could classify as a form of greeting or in place of a high five or handshake. You especially want to fump someone attractive, like a celebrity crush.

“I saw these two guys fumping at the train station.”

by totallynotlissy August 21, 2024

Fumping

Having two electrical rods, one in ur urethra and another one in ur anus and them meeting in the middle and them shocking you.

"Fumping is my favorite thing to do during sexual activities"

by theyluvfumpo March 22, 2024

Fumpanickle

(Noun, pejorative) A person who does not know what the word fumpanickle means. Often has connotations of idiocy or simple-mindedness.

"You fumpanickle!"
"I'm a what?"
"Exactly!"

by DrJohnInsult January 26, 2025

Fuckin fumpin

When a man slits the under part of another man's gooch and fucks it till he cums making a mix of blood and cum

Hey honey wanna try a fuckin fumpin

by Crunchy fingers November 29, 2017

Mother fumper

Mother fucker that humps bitches that don’t like being humped

Stan is such a mother fumper

by Goats ‘n Goats October 3, 2018

Full Finger Fumpeting

When you bitch about a little boo boo on your hand like a beta cuck; i.e. slamming the breading table on your pinky

Bro, you're whining about a little full finger fumpeting? My hands are full finger blasted rn.

by Usblatte September 21, 2020