Term used to describe someone who was attractive during your freshman year of high school, but got ugly as time progressed
by shshshannon December 30, 2010
This phenomenon occurs when a rookie male has his first sexual encounter with a female. Usually, it occurs during a party after excessive alcohol has been consumed. This happens during a third base attempt when the male is stimulating the female genitalia with his tongue. Clearly after such drinking, both parties would have altered judgement, as well as hindered bladder control. Thus, when the male is licking out the female, the girl's loses uterine control as she experiences contractions from the orgasm, and proceeds to squirt vaginal fluid out of herself like Old Faithful. This leaves the male drenched in the juice of the vaginé.
Jake: Dude, I saw you go into the bedroom with Christy. What happened?
Lippy: Well everything was going smoothly until she all over my face.
Jake: Wow, well I guess you just fell for the Freshman Follie.
Lippy: Whatever, she's a slut.
Lippy: Well everything was going smoothly until she all over my face.
Jake: Wow, well I guess you just fell for the Freshman Follie.
Lippy: Whatever, she's a slut.
by TheDoobieBrother November 04, 2011
by Franco April 19, 2003
The extreme version of freshman 15, with today's obesity, many teenagers are finding trouble with weight entering College.
Person 1: Wow, I haven't seen Robyn since last year?
Person 2: Yea she definately got hit hard by the "freshman 40"
Person 2: Yea she definately got hit hard by the "freshman 40"
by Spenceg15 October 29, 2007
Someone who simply has no clue what they're doing in life. They have no common sense, and ask stupid questions, such as "how do I do laundry" or "what is online banking"
Person 1: I can't put my keys in the lock, it's not working!!!
Person 2: Maybe you should just turn it the other way?
Person 2: You know what? You're just a freshman at life.
Person 2: Maybe you should just turn it the other way?
Person 2: You know what? You're just a freshman at life.
by That second time at band camp December 06, 2014
when freshman in highschool gather in clusters in the hallways, which makes other people annoyed and/or late to class.
teacher: why were you late to class again?
student: there was a bunch of *freshman congestion*.
teacher:dont get held up again!
student: there was a bunch of *freshman congestion*.
teacher:dont get held up again!
by marshallthelaw November 17, 2011
that one well known freshman that parties and gets along with upper classmen and considered to be apart of the fun crowd
“Why is she here... isn’t she a freshman?”
“Yeah, she’s a freshman, but she’s a lit freshman... she’s been to more parties that you.”
“Yeah, she’s a freshman, but she’s a lit freshman... she’s been to more parties that you.”
by tommystone1 January 07, 2019