Foof

When you get the shit blown out of you with a shotgun, or shotgun-like firearm.

-"Did you see that guy get foofed"?
-"Yeah, his head was 30 feet away from his body."

by Closet Foofer I October 19, 2008

Foofing

Noun. Kidding or joking.

I’m just foofing with you.

by Jo. Ella May 18, 2024

Snaggle foof

A rather disorganised and untidy trimming of the vulva/vaginal variety. With varying degrees of pubic growth.

Typical in overweight ladies over the age of 40 who cannot visualise the area needing pruning.

Similar to a friar tuck hair do on occasion.

“Darling, would you mind awfully trimming my lady garden, only I cannot see to tidy her and she’s terribly snaggle-foofed downstairs.”

Gone are the days of a Brazilian or a vajazzled landing pad. It’s a snaggle foof all the way.

by zosieposiepuddingandpie July 17, 2024

Foof

A cross between a fool and a goof!

That guy is a real foof!

by HarleyQuinn* January 6, 2015

Foofs

Affectionate term for a long haired cat when it’s fur is fluffy.

There’s the foofs.

by Doginmylense September 25, 2018