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Uomo Fitness

A guy that became incredibly large after spending six months in New Mexico. He both breeds and trains calves.

Synonym of Uomo Largo.
Look at Riccardo man, he's such a Uomo Fitness!
by Paso_ November 24, 2021
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Tobys fitness page

The strongest, hottest, sexiest, masculine, most ripped man in the gym. Tobys fitness page is the biggest sivkkvnt and has the determination of the Lord Jesus Christ. Anyone who hates on Tobys fitness page will suffer the wraith of his huge boulder shoulders and his insane calves
"Wow, have you been hitting the gym recent, you look like Tobys fitness page"
by calve consumer January 4, 2022
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The Fitnessgram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test program. This means that you get no biotches.
Did you know that The Fitnessgram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test program which gets progressively more difficult as it continues? That's like, pretty cool. This means that you typically spend no time outside.
by God Hisself June 8, 2023
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LA Fitness God

Betas stop reading.
Someone so alpha that you can't even comprehend what they are. They are more than light and darkness. They are the angels that fight your demons. They are the founding fathers of gains and fitness.

If you want to see for yourself follow @lafitnessgods on TikTok. If you can handle it!!!!!!!!!
"You are now in the presence of a LA Fitness God!" said the Alpha
by AlphaGodWolfKiller January 10, 2022
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goer of firsters

Why do you always get to be the goer of firsters?
by rob leicht January 24, 2004
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Fitness mom

Similar to soccer mom, except these women are have a specific fashion choice. They are usually wearing athletic leggings and one of the popular name brand choice of shoes, usually Nike’s (usually having a color that coordinates to their leggings). Their tops consist mostly of a tank top with sports bra underneath and covered with a fitted zip up long sleeve hoodie.

Note that many of these women are also not moms, but want to just give the appearance that they exercise to compensate or hide some other shortcoming in their life.

Their outfit can be seen on them anywhere but the gym. They will wear their fitness mom apparel to their children’s school functions, inside of a Target, or at a Starbucks to give the appearance to others that they live such a busy life and exercise to look and feel great and that they have to get things done right after their “workout” for the sole purpose of making others believe they are something that they actually aren’t.
Did you see that fitness mom today at the 6th grade graduation?
by GdoggX December 23, 2017
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Fitness

Guy: can't wait for fitness today.
True Gamer: what's fitness?
by Lonely guy 999 August 5, 2018
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