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mocha frappuccino 

a delicious legal drug for Starbucks lovers all over the world
Courtney: Why are you acting so strange?

Alana: I haven't been to starbucks yet.

Courtney: What does that have to do with it?

Alana: I haven't had my mocha frappuccino yet!!!!

cappuccino calling

Similar to drunk dialing, cappuccino calling occurs after consuming large amounts of sugar and caffeine. It generally involves declarations of love, invitations to go skinny dipping, and/or fits of hysterical laughter.
Disregard the message I left you last night, I was just cappuccino calling.

Belgian Felchin' Cappuccino 

A new and exciting urban delecacy - obviously only for those clubs with "adult" tastes. When ordered, a man with a gimp suit and assless chaps shows up at your table with a shot of espresso and a long straw. You masturbate (or fuck) and cum into his ass, then use the straw to suck it out (aka "felching") and spit it into your espresso. Drink it up baby - it's delicious!
After a long night of dancing, I was happy to see that the all night cafe offered the Belgian Felchin' Cappuccino - I needed a good fuck and some caffeine to get me through until morning.

Cappuccino

Overpriced espresso beverage that usually has some artificial flavoring to take away the coffee taste. Be wary of loads of foam that tops it, or someone may think you've been giving BJs.
Chris:" What's in the Starbucks cup? Cappuccino?"

Jon: "Actually, the cup is empty. I just carry the cup around because it matches my emo glasses"
Cappuccino by jvarna5 January 28, 2008

frappuccino 

A drink made by starbucks. It is blended ice and coffee with some other flavoring like; vanilla, carmel, chocolate, etc. There really expensive drinks and aren't worth the 5 bucks you spend. Its called starbucks cause you have to have the amount of bucks a star has to buy their coffee.
How much was it for this coffee???? 5 bucks what a rip!

Mocha Frappuccino 

Mind blowingly amazing. Cold drink, preferably from Starbucks containing all the ingredients of a mocha; one shot of espresso, some liquid chocolate and milk (cream optional), but blended with crushed ice. Tastes like a chocolate milkshake but better.
Wow it's hot, I could kill for a Mocha Frappuccino right now.
Mocha Frappuccino by Boo12345 November 15, 2012